R.I.P
-Jeff Teows,
-Travis and Blake Pierlot,
-Dallas Rosvold
-Cody Wendland
-Joel Zahara
Rylend,
i dont even know where to begin, because there is so much to say about you.
you are an amazing guy, and so easy to talk too. and so much fun to hang out with.
you are always here for me, when times get hard. i honestly do know what i would
have done without you, that night at shaynes. you made everything so much better.
you could bring a smile to my face, and make me laugh. i love that about you. see
you mean so much to me, like you are one of my closest friends, and you are like
my family, it makes me happy you are a great person, i really hope that you never
ever change, because it would kill me inside. you are not like any other guy in this
world, you are who you are, and you dont change for no one. its amazing to actualy
find a guy like that. it makes me happy. really happy. i love you ry ry. forever and
always. i could say best friends. but you are truly more like my brother. i love you.
love always
Kat <3
THE RULES OF RURAL Alberta ARE AS FOLLOWS
Listen up City Slickers!
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap straight, your head isn't crooked.
3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? Hwy 1 goes east and west, Hwy 2 goes north and south. Pick one.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $365,000 combines and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. So every person in rural Alberta waves. It's called 'being friendly' . Try to understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat meat and potatoes. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer hunting season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
11. There's little for 'vegetarians' on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
12. When we set a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
13. You bring 'coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.
14. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
15. Alberta Hockey League and Minor Hockey is as important here as the
Calgary Flames and the Edmonton
Oilers and more fun to watch.
16. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.
17. 2 inches of snow & ice isn't a blizzard - it's a vacation. The pickups with snow blades and tractors with snow blowers will have you out the next day.
