matt barr/ employed/ grade 12/ single and looking



CENNTINAL HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL FULLBACK #22

BANTAM COLTS FOOTBALL FULLBACK #20





BRODIE
GLENN
MATT
RIDE TILL WE DIE

BROS B4 HOES

A recent study shows that 92% of young adults have turned emo.
I am one of the 8% who are still gangster as fuck.



Roll on our enemies, beat em' at they own game
Molotov cocktails, release an up in flames
Tired of bein' stepped on, sick of bein' held back
Lookin' through my rear view, thinkin' bout the pay back





OSA
offical
suntan
applier







12% of nexopia is emo,
if you are one of the 88% that has
remained gangster as fuck
copy this into your profile







2% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
If you are one of the 98% who has, copy this into your profile








Stoners live
Stoners die
Fuck the wold
Let's get high
Pot's a plant
It grows in the ground
If God didn't like it
It wouldn't be around
So drink 151 and smoke a bowl
Party hard and rock n' roll
To all you preps who think ur cool
Fuck you bitchez
STONERS RULE!!!!!!!







10 Reasons to date a football playa

1. They always go for who they want

2. They never lose their grip

3. They hit hard

4. They can always go the distance

5. After they score they go for more

6. They always wear protective gear

7. They go for a full 4 quarters, sometimes more

8. They never give up even when the score is against them

9. They can play offense or defense

10. They are all big





This is 10%luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and a 100% reason to remember the name





Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)
>1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
>2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
>3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
>4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
>5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
>6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
>7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
>8] I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
>9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
>10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
>13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lie Ying Lo
>14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
>15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
>16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su PaI

-Nickname: Tank
-Age: 18
-Birthday: May 29, 1990
-Eye Colour: Green
-Height: 5'11
-Righty or Lefty: Righty
-Tattoos: none
-Piercings: right ear
-Job: carpenter/construction
-Zodiac Sign: Gemini
-Background: German, English, Irish
-Smoke: trying to quit
-Cuss: yes
-Sing: In The Shower
-Do you think you’ve been in love: no
-Want to go to college: Yes
-Want to get married: Yes
-Believe in yourself: Yes
-Think you’re attractive: Ive Been Told
-Think you’re a health freak!: No
-Get along with your parent(s): No
-Like thunderstorms: Yes
-Play an instrument: No
-Favorite holiday: Christmas
-Favorite day of the week: Saturday
-Favorite sports: Football, Wrestling, Hockey
-Favorite flowers: any
-Favorite drink: any alchole
-Favourite place to be and reason: Beach, relaxing
-Favorite color: Blue
-Bedtime: Whenever
-Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: Yes
-What do you do most often when you're bored?: Internet, Games, Sleep
-What is the #1 priority in your life?: To get into collage
-Do you like sappy love songs?: No
-Do you feel understood most of the time?: Yes
-Would you ever bungee jump: Hell Ya
-Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?: Nope
-How many scars do you have and what are they from?: Like 7 or 8, Mostly From Football, and from being an stuiped