30 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman

You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.

Beer doesnt care if you fall asleep after you have it.

Beer tastes good.

You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.

After yo have a beer you are commited to nothing except dumping the empty bottle.

With a glass of beer, you can always get good head.

A beer has no problem with you taking its top off.

Beer has no mother and can be mature within a year.

Beer wont follow you around a week after you had it.

Beer makes everything ok, a woman makes everything a problem.

A beer wont get upset if you come home and have another beer.

Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.

It is easy to compliment a good beer.

You can shoot a beer.

Beer doesnt want foreplay before you have it.

You are never embarresed by the beer you bring to a party.

You can have a beer in public.

A beer is always wet.

Beer will always go down easily.

Big fat beers are nice to have.

When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.

A beer doesnt go crazy once a month.

You can share a beer with your friends.

Beer doesnt demand equality.

Beer stains wash out.

Beer always listens and never argues.