um not much really. i play sports, play piano, work at the bay and go to school. talk about boring. i have many nicknames including mickey mouse, mouse, mousey-baby, k to the e, k-double-d, k-diggity, TJ, tits mckee. oh and by the way i'm not concieted enough to call myself a foxey lady. i think it's time some of you watched Wayne's World cause it's playing during Garth's awesome foxey lady dance.

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy full of multicoloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers.... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.... not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Death, be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so;
For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow,
Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be,
Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow,
And soonest our best men with thee do go,
Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery.
Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell;
And poppy or charms can make us sleep as well
And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then?
One short sleep past, we wake eternally,
And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die. " - John Donne

"Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.

We slowly drove, he knew no haste,
And I had put away
My labour, and my leisure too,
For his civility.

We passed the school where children played,
Their lessons scarcely done;
We passed the fields of gazing grain,
We passed the setting sun.

We paused before a house that seemed
A swelling of the ground;
The roof was scarcely visible,
The cornice but a mound.

Since then 'tis centuries; but each
Feels shorter than the day
I first surmised the horses' heads
Were toward eternity." - Emily Dickenson

"Dig down deep, make a muddy hole;
There she sleeps in a body bowl.
Now she wakes and climbs out in glory
To tell us of her tragic story.

She was known for her written plays,
Producing a new one almost every day.
Locked herself in her cottage by the sea;
Talked to no one, not even me.

When she thought she could produce no more,
The scenery she would explore.
Down a winding path through the trees,
She would faintly stop to smell the daisies.

Along the path ran a babbling brook,
And here is where we find the crook.
Sitting in the brush waiting,
With the pistol he was wielding.

Here is where I choose to stop,
The silence broken by a shot.
It doesn't matter how she died,
Or even that the bastard lied.

So dig on down, dig real deep,
Down to where the creatures creep,
To find her soul that eternally weeps." - Me!! (psst it's an epitaph, and fake!)

PS i'm totally not into death and all that (like that poem in theatre ack!! blood is the colour red?? no shit!) i just love classic poetry and these two stuck out for me in Lit 12

HOUSE!!!! HUGH LAURIE IS AMAZING!!! along with his team of super doctors chase, cameron and foreman!!! "bros before hoes man" yah sara!! music, djacob (the D is silent!!), matt i guess *rolls eyes*, myska!!!!! EMILIO!!!! chillin, movies, books (as in novels not learning books), um.... blink 182 all the way. MCR is my new blink 182 now that they've broken up!! damn them!! i haven't heard angels and airwaves yet but plus44 has some good songs, it's my new fix lol. MEATLOAF and i'm talking the band not the food. i like dashboard confessional too. i listen to any kind of music. i like anime too. and writing stories... oh and i can't forget sparticus.... spppaaaarrrticus. taylor your my hero. ghosbusters and their "protien packs" no tracy it's proton vacs... or packs..... i can't remember. drama.... love acting it's the best thing in the world. being a techie is cool too. CHICAGO!!!! omg our project is gonna be awesome!! forget gonna be.. it so was!! gotta love partying it up with my acting class!! I LOVE BLACK MEN!! haha yah h-j and everyone else at stag!! grad is gonna rule!! hey danielle i'd tap that TWICE!! woot woot the professional anime marathons. they are awesome. big paychecks. especially if it's your first one. leah pile is my drifting skank!!! that movie was such a disappointment! and yeah that's about it.... other than wayne's world. gotta love it. oh yeah can't forget duct tape thongs..... don't ask.


Mangas!!
chobits
love hina
gundam wing

DNAngel
fruits basket



FOAMY!!! the cream and the cheese and the creamy creamy cheese!! you lord and master.... foamy!!


calvin and hobbes comics... who can't love em?




the bestest band ever!!!!!!!!!!!

coolest movies.... hp and lotr.....
<---- best hobbits!

can't forget harold and kumar...


some picks i drew.... well the URL that is
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/mouse_10/bi​kini.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/mouse_10/fa​iry.jpg

NOTE: make sure when you paste the links to my artwork into the URL to remove the space in the words bikini and fairy.

A List of Slogans with Hitler's name:: (just for you jake!)
-i'm only here for the hitler
-america's most trusted hitler
-you've got questions, we've got hitler
-nobody does it like hitler
-every kiss begins with hitler
-make it a hitler night
-there's only one hitler
-a tough hitler to follow
-jacob knows how they make hitler so creamy
-look for the hitler label
-i can't believe it's not hitler
-i'm stuck on hitler, cause hitler's stuck on me
-dude, you're getting a hitler!
-the hitler for all ages
-kids will do anything for hitler
-hitler. it's what's for dinner.
-come one, come all to hitler
-the hitler of paradise
-gotta lotta hitler
-high life with hitler
-heal the world with hitler
-step into the light with hitler
-feel the raw naked hitler of the road
-hitler makes everything better
-hitler prevents that sinking feeling
-when you've got hitler, flaunt it!
-have you forgotten how good hitler tastes?
-hitler just feels right
-the hitler of a new generation
-designed for hitler
-we bring hitler to life
-get the hitler habit
-everything we do is driven by hitler
-i want my hitler.
-what can hitler do for you?
-what would you do for hitler?
-this is the age of the hitler.
-turn loose the hitler.
-schhh... you know hitler.
-because hitler is complicated enough.
-all the hitler that's fit to print.
-you need hitler.
-things go better with hitler.
-pure hitler.
-give that man hitler.
-we're serious about hitler.
-the joy of hitler.
-a different kind of company. a different kind of hitler.

sad enough to say.... i love smutt books. period. end of story. but especially adam black, drustan and daegeus mackeltar. i should buy me a scottish man, cause oh man what a gift that would be. haha yeah sara. and what about the nipple that took up like a quarter of my tv screen?? can we say.... AWK-WARD! EN is still my hero though!

people in general, idiot drivers, stupid pedestrians, annoying stupid people in my classes. gettin beat up by matt, that's not too cool. cali... he's the biggest idiot i know. shawn desmen..... *shivers of disgust*. K-FED!!!i don't like not knowing the words to a song. i hate people who think they're better than everyone else that's just plain idiotic. and very conceited people *cough* jacob *cough* matt *cough* jk guys. people who dislike the duct tape thong pic. go to hell. and no the thong is not on me. NOT LISTENING TO AN INTIRE SONG!!! nothing irritates me more. other than nick's hairy nipples.... they upset me.... and tiff. haha. and people who don't read my profile. honestly when it says "not looking" it doesn't mean "please hit on me i'm dying to hook up." EMOS!!! honestly it's no longer individualism if EVERYONE'S DOING IT!! we all know eeyore was the first emo. i also hate being called into work at 730 when i fell asleep at 430.... i'd rather tell hitler i'm jewish.. haha right jake