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Best.
PAC-MAN.
 
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SQL Error!
"Nexopia HQ"
Every time you send a message, you get a blank screen with the exception of a tiny piece of text at the top-- "SQL Error"

After mashing your keyboard for a few seconds you decide to message those jerks at Nexopia and give them a piece of your mind. At Nexopia HQ we love to hear from our users. So today, we're going to have customer corner and share some of your letters to us!

"wtf, seriously. wtf."
- John

"WHAT IS SQL!?!? YOU INSTALLED A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER DICKS! HONESTLY I'M GONNA LAY A BEAT DOWN ON YOU IF I EVERY SEE YOU IN PUBLIC"
- Anonymous (actually he signed the letter "eat shit and die" but I don't think that's his name.

"Squid Queen Liars error. Fix your damn website"
- Fasil

"nothing is sendign! i have really importatn messages to check guys, fix this now"
- Robert

The good news is that we are working on getting this fixed up right now. It's a tricky issue and it may take some time, but your messages are still getting through and don't worry, it's not a virus. Message/email us your best "FIX IT NOW" message and we might just drop a little Plus your way. In the meantime, we'll keep working on getting everything back to normal.
 
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Time for a...
drive, beer, river adventure, birthday, nap, new start, VACATION.

Signing off tomorrow night. I'll be gone until Tuesday friends, and I will try not to work while I'm gone. If you need anything from me before then, let me know, and if anything bad happens give me a shout.

Unrelated note, as I approach 23, what an incredible view looking back. Thank you all.
 

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Nexopia outage
"FIXED"
No, no, we're not shutting down. We had a problem with one of our servers.

I've prepared two explanations as to what happened.

EXPLANATION 1:

The internet is a bunch of tubes. Nexopia has many tubes, but sometimes these tubes get clogged. Last night one very important tube was completely backed up and burst (the ol' blue screen of death). Our handy tube repairman replaced it with a much stronger and bigger tube and restored the normal flow of the internets through it.

EXPLANATION 2:

At some point in the evening one of the servers that holds user information had a hardware failure. Our development team was alerted and by 1:30 in the morning, a redundant server had been put in place.

As you can tell, the site is back to normal now. All of your messages, posts, picture and profiles should still be intact, and we are sorry for the temporary loss of service.

Have a great weekend!
 
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It's nearly time
I've worn glasses for nearly 12 years now. Today I will take off my glasses for the last time. It is time to get Lasik. The operation is in 2 hours, and I am a little bit nervous.

And EXCITED!
 

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Yeh man this bitch was all up in my shit and i was like fuck TRICK get up off of me. and ses all.. naw dog this shit it the mashed potatoes.. i was all bitch i aint got no gravey for you!
 

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24 Different English Accents
I didn't post this to play on any slurs; I'm just fascinated by all the cool accents.
 
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Skills
 
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HATERS GONNA HATE
 
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Landing after Grand Canyon
This was a cool airport. Cliffs at either end of the runway, a mountain face, and a city.
 
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I had a good time :)
I actually forgot about work for a bit
 
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Canadian Forces @ work
 
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Friday
 
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