Im a short 5' even ( yeah i said 5' even) colombian bi-sexual up for anything chick, with a i live my life faster then my car phylosophy and i smoke weed and smokes lol

It not that im not looking im just not a relationship type girl i like to fool around and have fun and for those of you that dont like it well fu<k you its my life ! im a nimfo too...hehehe

And im up for just about anything
i love my friends and were always haven fun and gettin into sh!t, gettin caught smoken moms stash lol great times! fu<k you cole! and i am the midnight toker!!

i love woman!!! short, tall ,single, taken i love woman!
OH i have my tounge peirced too ;P


F ~ Fingers touching secret places

O ~ Orgasms coming- smiling faces

R ~ Rear entry is always the best

E ~ Erotic pleasure as lovers caress

P ~ Passion fills the steamy room

L ~ Lustful thoughts begin to bloom

A ~ Animal urges as our legs entwine

Y ~ Your lips, your body close to mine


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!IM MARRIED TO A WOMAN NAMED CARRIE WE WERE MARRIED BY MY COUSIN (popcorn pimp) (pics above) AS OF APRIL 20:420!!!!! YEAH !!!! LOVE YOU BABY!!! I ****** MISS YOU!!


~! ThEiR iS nO LiFe...
No DeAth...!~

If there is a hell,
Ive lived it,
seen it,cared for it,
and loved it...


If there is a heaven,
i will never be their...

What is immoratility?to
live forever? now, then, befor
while or after? there is
no lodgic.

We love in a society were love
is war, and war is peace,
honesty isnt real it has become a sin,
for which no one person on
Earth, Heaven, or Hell
will ever for fill...

Love is the vary same
And then theres our lust
Lust isnt love
Lust is a pain staking emotion
Which most people confuse for love...

Love is dead...but

Love cant die for it is immortal
but immortality doesnt exsist if...
NOTHING LAST FOREVER.....



*~! THIS IS A POEM WRITTEN FROM MY HEART AND I PLACE IT ON MY PROFILE SO THAT IT WILL HOPEFULLY SHOW YOU SOMETHING YOU NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF... IF ! I EVER SEE THIS ON SOMEONE ELSE'S PAGE YOU BETTER HAVE A DEATH WISH AND ASK ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME I MEAN IT! I WILL GLADLY SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN JAIL FOR MURDER IF I SEE THIS ON ANYONES PAGE!!! THANX!~*

every thing (hand cuffs and leather are fun)
in not to active but ill get drunk and go g.t ing with you any night
ill snowboard with you on anything
ill be the most fun man i love to live my life as if it were my last and i ll always be high/drunk or both while doin it!
loud places are fun less talking!
i like basketball and football if im gonna play ill play it rough
volleyball and golf too
mirrors above and around the bed damn thats fu<ked
sex on extacy is the sh!t gotta do that again!!

prefect date : beer pizza friends more booze music and havin fun
as long as we get some alone time im happy ,or travleing or goin to the beach and havin a day in the sun

FRIENDS:

CHRYSTINE HUZAR AKA PINKY!!! I LOVE YOU STONER!! DANI, LIZETH(Ditched) JENNY, KOBY, ASHTON, LINDA, MARY (has her lil baby carmen)(why wont you talk to me ?), NAOMI, CARRIE, REAGYN, ASH,JORDAN(YOU ****),MELISSA,AMANDA,JOHN(NEVER DOIN THOSE CAFFINE PILLS AGAIN!!),JENN (I LOVE YOU AND MISS OUR TRIPPIN BUS RIDEs),DAKOTA(CANT BELIEVE YOU STOLE MY PURSE *****!!),CHRIS THOMAS,LUNCHBOX,DAN,KAREN, GOMER,DAVE,SEAN,CHEIF

AND DEREK MY KRAMER *POP* LOL IM SORRY SWEETIE I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH LOL

~DEAN( in loving memory of all that you did for me I LOVE SHAVEN PUSSY inside joke>hope we'll meet up it hell ;))~
IAN, MATT (LUDA)
MATT R, PHIL,ROB,MIKE,JOEL,NATHAN,
MALORY (MY NEW FRIEND), FLUFFY (MARTI),DAVE, SHANASTY,CHRISTINE (DAMN!!),LANA,ALLISIA

EVERYONE FROM THE KINGDOM! (I MISS YOU ALL), MY BIG SEXY, MEL,CORY,CHILLY WILLY,JESSE, JESSIE D,SARAH,JOHN AND THE KIDS (WERE DID YOU GUYS GO?) CHRIS AND ROBIN CONGRATS, CANDICE AND JEFF CONGRATS,KRYSTAL AND DUSTIN CONGRATS ALL YOU FU<KERS HAVEN KIDS GONGRATS NOT ME YAY!!

CHANTEL, KRIS, LEE, CHRIS, COLE, JB (LUV YOU HUN ), JONH, LIL DEAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!,
Dean i will always remember what youve done for me...R.I.P I MISS YOU!, PAUL,PETER(WERES MY MONEY!!),
ALEX,ALIX,PAM,NATASHA,LEAH,KAYLA,
DAKOTA,MALLORY, AND EVERYONE ELSE IF I DIDNT SAY YOUR NAME IM SORRY IM STONED.
OH YEAH AND BUD! oh and to all my dealers i love you very much!

FRIENDS FROM ONTARIO...
KaYlA bAnAnA!,DHERRMISH,YOGISH,MONTY,SAM,FEZ!! (JOHAN), FLAVIO,KYLE BICKFORD!!,JESSIE EITEL, KARRIE, SARAH,BRANDAN (BARN STOCKS GONNA BE THE SH!T!!),JOHN,VICTORIA,KEIRA,JORDAN

music
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:~ THE DOORS IN LOVING MEMORY OF JIM MORRISON THE LIZARD KING WE'LL MEET AGAIN!~
MARLYN MANSON KICKS ASS
METALLICA RULES
AC/DC
~NIRVANA I LOVE AND MISS YOU KURT!~
SLIPKNOT
SUBLIME
ICP
THE SEX PISTOLS
OZZY
PINK FLOYD
KISS
AFI
NOFX
GUNS AND ROSES
AEROSMITH
ROB ZOMBI
YELLOW CARD
EVANESSENCE
PAPA ROCH
GOOD CHAROLETTE
GREEN DAY
THE DAYS OF THE NEW
LAMB OF GOD
BLACK SABBATH
IRON MAIDEN
JUDAS PRIEST
OFFSPRING
DISTURBED
AFI
VAN HALEN
MEGADETH
PUDDLE OF MUDD
KID ROCK
PANTERA
JON BON JOVI
LIMP BIZKIT
RAMMSTIEN
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
KORN
VELVET RREVOLVER
SOUNDGARDEN
THE KILLERS
and LOTS more
heavy metal KICKS A$$!, rock, hip hop ( good to dance to), RnB, rap (all basiclly the same, rave (fu<k i love raves)

RAP RNB AND HIP HOP~
~TUPAC~R.I.P
~NOTORORIUOS B.I.G~R.I.P
AFRO MAN
LIL KIM
PUFF DADDY
SNOOP DOGG!!
EVE
USHER
LL COOL J
MASE
COOL E O
CHINGY
SEAN PAUL
BOB MARLY!!
RUFF RYDERS CREW
G-UNIT
NELLY
CIARA
ALICIA KEYS
PETE PABLO
GENUINE
KANYE WEST
JIMMY HENDREX (not really under this group but w/e)
ASHANTI
~ALLIYAH ~ DIED TO YOUNG AND TOO FINE!~
MANYMORE


booze: hennesse, vodka, tequila,everclear,hhipnotiq,absinth(marty and christine love you both) gin, scotch, whisky, rum, beer, and a texas mic oF anything
best place to have sex: the shower ;), agains the door :p, and on a pool table or on a trampoline (lol good times)
4 20 kicks ass!!!! i was so baked !!!
as i AM EVERYDAY!!!!!
cheech and chong are the ****!!!
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69' mustange!!!!
72' gto!!!
WEST COAST CHOPPERS
WEST COAST CUSTOMS
HARLEY DAVIDSON
AND YEAH I LIKE FORD!!!

SPANISH MUSIC
REGGEATON
SALSA
CUMBIA
MARENGUE TODO ME ENCANTA A VILARE A QUAL QUERE TIPO MUSICA CHILENA O COLOMBIANO!!

COMEDIANS
DENIS LEARY (IM AN ******* IM AN ******* IM AN ASSHOLEYO)
DAVE CHAPPELLE (FUNIEST MUTHER ****** EVER)
JIM CARREY
ALI G
CHRIS ROCK
CHRIS TUCKER
ME
NAOMI
MANY MORE

MOVIES AND SH!T
HORROR FLICKS
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET SERIES
EXORCIST
IT
THE SHINNING
CHRISTINE
JASON SERIES
THE RING (not scary but whatever nothing ever is)
CHILDS PLAY
LOTS MORE..
AND POT HUMOR!!
CHEECH AND CHONG SERIES
HALF BAKED
DOGMA
MALL RATS
JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKES BACK (in memory or that ****** up summer and "the kingdom")
HOW HIGH
SO MANY MORE
OR MOVIES WITH LOTS OF DRUGS AND VIOLENCEOR LOTS OF TRIPPY SH!T
SCAREFACE
GOODFELLAS
BOON DOCK SAINTS
FAST AND THE FURIOUS 1 AND 2 LOVE THE CARS NOT THE ACTING
LORD OF THE RINGS TRIP AND A HALF
BUTTERFLY EFFECT WAS A TRIP
GARFIELD
LORD OF THE RINGS THATS SOME TRIPPY SH!T
AND LOTS MORE


DRUGS!!
EXTACY-BEST SEX DRUG
COCAINE-MY FIRST LOVE
WEED-THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME (everyday drug!!)
ACID-CARTOON ACIDS THE WORST FOR SEX TO TRIPPED OUT
MUSHROOMS- ALWAYS ****** AND ON THE FUN!!
these are my favs and the only drugs ill do!! quite the rest
LOVE RAVES!!! CANT WAIT TILL BARN STOCK!

preppy bitches ( tinny boppers)
cops (an a$$hole with a gun good idea)
democrats ( assholes with power even better)
the law( **** off im colombian the system down there is **** so **** YOU!)
being sober( can never be fun)
and being bord(can never be fun)
virgins( sorry but i cant **** a virgin there to pure,and dont know what to do )
r&r- tastes like sheer ass!! but if its the only thing around then ok
people that dont know when to keep there mouths shut (dont mess with anyone untill you know what your doin)
getting arrested again
court is bull **** they make you come back 4 or more times so you can sit there and listen to bull **** untill they sentance you what a waste of money
and...
cockteases why would you tell a guy something you wont forfill so they can find out you lieing and be thrown out by your fake ass tities and become the lier of the sexual world.. nice life stick to the truth on if you gonna **** a guy cause theres nothing worse than wasting a hard dick on a cocktease that wont let you go past 3rd base
people that call other people sluts im a !NIMFOMANIAC! if i dont get sex i get mad and i like being happy dont you!!! yeah so fu<k you if you think im a ****!! at least i know what i want
~girls that have sex and dont know what a gynocologist is (i think i spelt it wrong hehe my bad)~
~or birth control~
HATERS!
people that make fun of the disabled my brothers handicaped and if you wanna say sh!t about him ill kick your @$$
tootsie rolls i dont know why i guess ive eaten to many of them
ppl who talk **** behind you back
most country music
cher
crack
ppl that are too full of them selves its ok to be full of your self but theres a limit that they all seem to eventually cross
vegitables there gross
spending too much for something
getting chinstwhen i cant find weed doesnt ussually happen but when it does it sux
having to wait a long ass time for weed or booze or sex