WAYNES WORLD
RIBED FOR HER PLEASURE.....eeewwwwww.... lol I LOVE WAYNS WORLD.
"I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored."
"if cud happen..yhah and monkeys might fly outta my butt"
"she makes me feel kinda funny like when they made us climb the rope in gym class"
"its like a new pair of underwear, at first its constrictive but then it becomes like a part of u"
"If u blow chunks n she comes back, she's yours.. if u spue n she bolts.it was never meant to be"
zeplin didnt write tunes that everyone liked... they left that to the beegees.
asphincter says what?........what?
asphincter says what?........what?
exactly.
SUPER TROOPERS
No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.
Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!
License and registration... chicken fucker.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.
Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.
ACE VENTURA
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me... Your balls are showing...
Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!
Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent... *thing*.
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
I just visited Ray Finkle's place...Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter.
AUSTIN POWERS in goldmember
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seaman!
I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours.
All right, let me find my balls for God's sakes. 1, 2... and 3, okay; I'm ok.
You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts.
I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.
You know, Goldmember? I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah. A little creepy. Mmhmm.
Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.
MOVIES
walk the line..hostage..forest gump..i am sam..
fast and the furious 3..super troopers..old school..
breakfast club..urban cowboy..white oleander..
tommy boy..wayns world 1..longest yard..pearl harbor..
tristan and isolde.. whats eating gilbert grape..
kate and leapold..the notebook..ace ventura..crazy/beautiful..
friday night lights..shakespear in love..con air.. the list goes
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MUSIC[/size][/color]
johny cash..garth brooks..brooks and dunn.. keith urban..
kenny chesny..brad paisly..toby keith..dierks bently..faith hill..
gretchen willson..johny lee..tim mcgraw..trace adkins..shooter jennings
..montgomery gentry..white snake..zztop..van halen..
tom petty..the doors..steppenwolf..rolling stones..rob zombie..
pink floyd..peter frampton..ozzy ozbourne..lynard skynard..bon jovi..
guns and roses..foreigner..foghat..fleetwoodmac..eric clapton..
doobie bro..ccr..boston..bad company..audioslave..allman bro..
aerosmith..ACDC..white snake..NOFX..the casualties..AFI..billy talent..
our lady peace..queens of the stone age..RHCP..rise against..
slipknot..transplants..VELVET REVOLVER..weezer..
TITAN
-best friend
-loyal
-always there and knows when ur upset
-white with black spots
-my great dane
nEvEr mAkE sUmOnE a PrIoRiTy WhEn tHeY OnLy mAkE u aN oPtIoN..