1 - 12 : getting blonder
13 - 24 : pretty damn blonde
25 - 32 : holy fuck dye your hair
Blonde Exam.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
You have ran into a tree/bush
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow - it's been done.
You have tried to lick your elbow
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. - what the fuck? hahaha
You just tried to sing them - HAHA
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
You've never seen the matrix
You type only with two fingers.
You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
You have caught yourself drooling
You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
Sometimes you just stop thinking
People often shake their heads and walk away from you - EVERY DAY
You are often told to use your "inside voice" or talk quieter
You use your fingers to do simple math - all math.
You have eaten a bug.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
You break a lot of things
You tilt your head when you're confused
You have fallen out of your chair before
When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
The word "um" is used many times a day
The word "like" is used many times a sentence