DESCRIPTION:
- 5'11
- 165lbs.
- Male Primate
- Stands on Hind Legs
- Blond Fur with some Fuzz
- Prefers to be trimmed
- 5 Didgets on Each Paw
- Big Blue Eyes
- Possible Articles of Clothing
- Litterbox Trained
- Curious Creature
- In or Outside Pet
- Good with Children
- Interacts Well with other Animals
- Retaliates when Abused or Threatened
- Likes Car Rides
- Does Not Beg
- Will Work for Treats
- Will Fetch (Just Not a Stick or any Balls)
- Likes to Cuddle
- Likes Belly Rubs
- Playful & Energetic
- May Lick if Provolked
- Can Do Tricks
- Will Not Wear Leash!
- Has Had All Shots
- No Need to Nuter
- Willing to Mate
- Doesn't Chew Furniture
- Bread In Canada B.C. (Scoti & Great Dane)
- Do Not Feed After Midnight! ... unless it's pussy.




F.U.B.A.R.
Shuffle a full deck of cards and scatter them in a pile in the middle of your table. One player goes at a time picking one card. They flip over their card, displaying it to everyone. Each card has a different rule as follows:

Ace: (Black) Take one drink
Ace: (Red) Give one drink

2: (Black) Take Two
2: (Red) Give Two

3: (Black) Take Three
3: (Red) Give Three

4: Questions - You look at the person of your choice and ask them a question, they must answer your question with a question and it keeps going until someone screws up. Ex. What is going on? Why do you touch yourself? You don't have to question the person who questioned you either. Make sure to make eye contact.

5: Give five drinks

6: I never. This is where the person who flipped the card says something they have never done and anyone who has must drink.

7: Thumbmaster - This person puts their thumb down on the table whenever they want and the last one to put theirs down drinks. The thumbmaster can do this as many times as he wants until the next seven is picked.

8: Crazy Eights - ... Now get crazy & take off a piece of clothing. (Note, taking off items such as jewlery or 1 sock doesn't count. Remember, the most you can loose by the end of the game is 4 items of clothing so don't be a bitch. Play by the rules).

9: Rhyme - Everyone must give a word that rhymes with yours. Ex: Shoe...glue...you...etc...

10: Social - Everyone drinks

Jack: Assholes drink...guys drink

Queen: Bitches drink....girls drink

"There are two ways to play the Kings. Whichever way you decide to play the game is up to you".

King 1: Waterfall - This can be extremely hard, depending on your group of drinkers. It goes in order first being the one who picked the card and so on. The first person drinks as much beer as they can continuously and the 2nd person can't stop until the 1st person stops, the 3rd person can't stop until the 2nd person and so on. If you have big drinkers at the begining, it is really difficult.
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King 2: We don't call it "kings" for nothing. He/she who draws the first, second and third king pours some of his/her drink into the "large cup" AND comes up with a rule that must be obeyed for the rest of the game, like "no showing your teeth" or "no saying 'drink,' 'drank' or 'drunk'." Anyone in violation of a rule drinks. He/she who draws the fourth king must POUND the contents of the "large cup." Drawing the fourth king marks the end of the game.