hey there! i'm darren, i like long walks on the beach and reading poetry to other men.

i have a BV

gas makes a car run!


heres one of my newest poems - I hope you all like it!

Nathan you are beautiful
Every time I see you, my toes crinkle.
You are like my stick of deodorant – always making me feel fresh
When I think of me and you are hearts and are flesh mesh

You are my brown eyed angel, from up above
Blow it at me – a kiss so soft
Hold me, hold me … oooh that’s a little to tight

Hold me,
Thrill me,
Kiss me,
Kill me, with your love

For I am a delicate swan swimming in the lake of love –
O’ so beautiful

Foxy Nathan
I’m coming to get you
I want to take you home – I wont do you no harm
(insert sweet ass guitar solo)
You got to me mine, all mine.
Wooo! Foxy Nathan
Here I come Nathan, I’m coming to GET YOU!!!(with some ranch)