DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL TWATS:
I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. Nexo already knows that. It's old news.
-Don't tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don't hassle me to sign your retarded guestbook or add you as a friend.
-Don't tell me that the name "gaussminigun" is crap. I know it isn't the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me "gauss" anyway. at least it's better than names that have "azn", "prep", "fcuk", "gangster" or "pryde" you try-hards
-Don't send me messages saying "Hi" or "Are you here?". They are a waste of everyone's time.
-Don't send me aggresive messages or i'll hunt you down and ram a meat tenderizer up your fudge tunnel.
-Don't get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don't even bother.
-Do not send me a message that deliberatley breaks all of the above rules. It just makes out that you are an unoriginal twat with nothing better to do, thus leading to a thorough proverbial beating.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotley good spelling or i'll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.