YOU EVER LOOK AT A PICTURE OF YOURSELF
AND SEE A STRANGER IN THE BACKGROUND? MAKES YOU WONDER
HOW MANY STRAGERS HAVE PICTURES OF YOU. HOW MANY
MOMENTS OF OTHER PEOPLES LIVES HAVE WE BEEN IN? WERE
WE PART SOMEONE'S LIFE WHEN THEIR DREAM CAME TRUE?
OR WERE WE THEIR WHEN THEIR DREAMS DIED? DID WE KEEP
TRYING TO GET IN AS IF WE WERE SOMEHOW DESTINED TO BE THERE?
OR DID THE SHOCK TAKE US BY SURPRISE. JUST THINK YOU COULD
BE A BIG PART OF SOMEONES LIFE AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT.

-ONE TREE HILL

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
and i get how Rock can beat Scissors,
but there's no fricken way Paper can beat Rock.
Is paper supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immoblie?
Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody.
A rock would tear the stupid paper up in about 2 seconds.
When I play rock/paper/sciccors, I always choose rock.
Then when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say,
"Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"