Hi. My name are Gren. I like to pray on duh geetarr, and also sometime duh computur. I like to hang out wif my girlfwend. She is caucashun, so sometime we have troubo' communikating wif each udder. I come from fahr away Ashun country, so I still work on my Engrish, aldoh I am not vewy good at speaking the Engrish, my girlfwend says I is getting better, so that make me vewy happy inside, and also she is learning to speak the Cantonese, and she sound silly when she speak duh Cantonese! Anyway, I big mewsic fan, the mewsic I listen to is vewy offensive to my pawents, but I tell dem, "You can cwam it wif walnut, beeyutch," and dey disown me, and I like "tzo mat lun yeh." Anyway, deh mewsic I listen to called "hahd wrock" and also "metoh," but sometimes I also listen to crassic and soft wrock. I fink wrap and hip of the hop is vewy shitty mewsic, so I don't listen to dat shiit, yo. It vewy bad infruence on me, anyway, because dey talk about shooting each udder and dey call their women bitches, and I are peaceful and I wespect those of female.

Here is my girlfwend Bweetnee.




I are acing school wif a high B average.
And I pray giitar way too much. But I steel suck, so dat not good.


REAL wrock and woll is all about Ashun peepo'l. Crick here for pwoof


Dis song are "Foxey Lady"

I fink dis veedeo is vewy cool. It is Dimebag veedeo.


Damageplan - Soul Bleed
Now that I'm all alone
Painfully aware
I'm starting to feel the cold
Knowing you're not there

Caught somewhere between my fears and dreams
And all I have are demons here for company

Come and look inside, hope you like what you see
And if you run and hide, you're scared of what is me
Bind my idle hands, they only claw at me
Drown in emptiness, my soul is left to bleed

Throwing a shadow on
Every thought I have
Knowing that something's gone
Echo's in my head

Caught somewhere between my fears and dreams
And all I have are demons here for company

Come and look inside, hope you like what you see
And if you run and hide, you're scared of what is me
Bind my idle hands, they only claw at me
Drown in emptiness, my soul is left to bleed

Come and look inside, hope you like what you see
And if you run and hide, you're scared of what is me
Bind my idle hands, they only claw at me
Drown in emptiness, my soul is left to bleed

Metallica

Pantera

Damageplan
Steve Vai

Joe Satriani

Foo Fighters
Audioslave
Jimi Hendrix

Down
Black Sabbath
Ozzy Osbourne




RIP, Dime


The secwets of geetar pwraying:http://www.guitarshredshow.com/






ESP M-II Neck-Thru
Mesa/Boogie Roadster head
Mesa/Boogie Mark IV head
EarCandy Buzzbomb 2x12 cab





QUICK, SOMEBODY GIF ME $400! I want one of these fings.



I want toiret like dis, I hear dey warm your ass.

Chuck Norris wreading off his favourite facts

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?band​ID=147856
If you are into heafier music, listen Scolex, The Strange, Release, Darkness and Funky shit.





Wildbewwy flafoured Aquafina Watuhr. It vewy tasty.
Dancing like this:
Hafing fun or making things fun
Not hafing any homewurk
Laying around doing nofing wif my girlfwend.
Mint hot chocolate from 7-11, but dose bastards don't sell it anymore.
I like hugging Bweetnee, she like big teddy bear.






Don't dwrink gatorade.
THE GATORADE CONSPIRACY: http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/10120/The_Gator​ade_Conspiracy
All you sports players need to think twice about why you find Gatorade so refreshing.
and...http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/04/gatorade-​conspiracy-part-ii-cover-up.html