hello everybody, welcome to me
homestar.... um... I mean... Justin
sorry, crack fucks me up.
anyhoo, everybody thinks i'm this average 21 year old, totally redneck, mechanic dude, who loves muscle cars and shinny things. they think I enjoy rock'n roll, poker , paintball, and other such low browe activites. In reality, I am a super secret agent working for the ****. My time is usually spent doing activites such as foiling evil, saving the world from certain doom, and of course snobbing fine europeon women and driving really fast on a curvy mountain road in my beautiful Aston Martin DB5.
actually, I'm writing this manifesto in a small chateau in the south of france. I like the fine....cheese's,
Avas I cannot live the lie anymore, plus they fired me for charging to many vodka martinis and 1 hour motel rooms to the company account. So i will use this site to tell the world my dramatic life story.
If you want to know what i know, click on the link below.
wwww.iamsofullofshit.ca/i/smokerocks.shtml





