I come off as funny, but I'm reall sarcastic once you get to know me

It's all in your head.

Your chances of me responding to a message are slim to none. ...Just saying. Also, I'm happily married - don't bother messaging me for a hook up.

"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."- Anthony J. D'Angelo

I probably hate you.

Do not solicit nudity.

OPB: Magnesium: I hate this time of month because I've gotta write cheques. OPB: Ted.: I hate this time of month because my vagina bleeds like a sieve.

Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy.

♥ Just Love

I want to hold you close Soft breath, beating heart As I whisper in your ear I want to f*cking tear you apart She Wants Revenge, Tear You Apart - yeah, it's a song

I'm rad, you're rad; let's makeout

so, batman was totally more bad ass than super man... i mean come on... the dude changed in a phone booth... at least batman had an awesome cave under his mansion

I'm just a girl in the world