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BASICS

Height:	184 cm - 188 cm (6'1" - 6'2")
Weight:	78 Kg - 82 Kg (171 lbs - 180 lbs)
Birthday:	June 29, 1987
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Dating
Living Situation:	Living with parents/relatives
Location:	Nanaimo, Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:	10:38pm \| Jun 23, '05
Profile Updated:	10:36am \| Jun 01, '06
Last Active:	01:39pm \| Mar 11, '07

INTERESTS

Movies:	Action, Comedy
Art:	Singing, Song Writing
Animals/Pets:	Cats, Dogs
Video Games:	First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Role Playing
Music:	Classic Rock, Hardcore, Metal
Activities:	Driving, Listening to music
Musical Instruments:	Acoustic guitar, Electric Guitar
Outdoor:	Camping

ABOUT ME

HEY YOU!

ok, now that i have your attention, lets begin. the name's Dave. This is my profile. if you don't like it, tell me. I play guitar, I drive a pickup, I work for United Vanlines and Mayflower agents (that means household moving and storage) I also drive the smaller trucks for said agents (that's 5 ton trucks). I have a girlfriend, she is FUCKING awesome and i love her more than a fat kid locked in a candy shop.

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers' ass

10. Tim Horton�s kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.

12. Canada has the largest French population that never
surrendered to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. Anywhere. EVER.

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudson�s Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earths surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kinfolk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

27. And we don't bomb our allies.

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

LIKES

well, I like music...driving with music, walking with music, playing music, doing stuff around my house with music, you get the idea.

I also like being with my girl cause she's super cool (and hot i might add) also like partying with

Top 30 Facts About Chuck Norris:

1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

3.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

4.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

5.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

6.Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS! And ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

7.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

8.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

9.To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

10.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

11.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

12.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

13.Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

14.Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favouritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

15.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

16.Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

17.Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

18.When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever

19.Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

20.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

21.When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

22.After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

23.Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

24.Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

25.Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

26.The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

27.There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

28.When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

29.Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

30.One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris

Favourite bands:

*Unearth* *Killswitch Engage* *Incubus*

*Red Hot Chilli Peppers* *Rage against the Machine* *Deftones*

*Pantera* *Metallica* *System of a Down*

*Slipknot* *Norma Jean* *Nirvana*

*Van Halen* *AC/DC* *Mudvayne*

*Avenged Sevenfold*

Lots of others

\m/ Local Bands \m/
*Open, Parachute* *Southgate* *Kincaide* *Seething* *Born of Ashes*

---15 Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Women---

1.) They don't resist you touching them.
2.) They make great sounds with just the slightest touch.
3.) They never have headaches.
4.) You can palm-mute a guitar.
5.) They have even more pronounced curves... but depends on the model.
6.) Doesn't take a hell of a lot of work to tune them up.
7.) You can take them anywhere, any time and still have fun.
8.) They stay in your lap for however long you want them to.
9.) They let you finger-tap them in front of a crowd.
10.) They only require one big expense. From then on, everything is cheap.
11.) You can pick up a guitar any time and put it away any time you want without them complaining about lack of attention.
12.) They only have three knobs that affect performance.
13.) Guitars never confuse the hell out of you.
14.) Their bodies never change shape from the day you get them.
15.) They never complain whether you are going too fast or too slow.

--- Signs That You're A Drunk ---

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!?
8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.
9. Every woman you see has an exact twin.
10. You fall off the floor
11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbour�s cat more and more attractive
14. I'm not drunk you're just sober!!
15. Roseanne looks good
16. You don't recognise your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass.
17. That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
18. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
19. You've fallen and can't get up.
20. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering

DISLIKES

the thing i absolutely HATE about having a girlfriend....having to leave her and go home at night </3

n00bs....STFU n00b!

I fucking HATE people who have to use other people to talk! (I also don't like it when people answer questions that were not addressed to them!)

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