'DEEP
Shaq and Dr.Phil are stuck somewhere, with chains on there legs, look what happins
*Shaq* HELP! HELP! ,AM I DEAD?!?!
*Dr.Phil*You're not dead, you've been taken against your will....
*Shaq*Kobe? Who Is That?....Dr.Phil? What the hell is going on?
*Dr.Phil*I Dunno, I was doing a show on teen abandoning issues, and suddenly i woke up here. Man those kids are gonna be pissed.
*Unknown*Hello Gentlemen, you dont know me, but i know you. you both play games with other people for a living, but today you play a game for your lives. Right now you're both breathing in a deadly nerve gas, you have 120 seconds to reach the antidote, or you die
*Shaq*OH MY GOD, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUTTA' HERE!?
*Unknown*Lets the game begin...
*Shaq*THERE!(Shaq points at saws, but shaq has to make a free throw shot, into a basket and the saws will fall)
*Dr.Phil*Hit the metal arm with something. There, (Dr.Phil Points at a rock)
*takes a shot, misses hits a metal bars and the metal bar hits Dr.Phil*
*Shaq*DAMMIT! Sorry
*Dr.Phil*Shaquille, im not angry at you but we are 1 miniute away from death, just shut out the no voice, and own your success.
*takes the shot, misses and hits a big light and falls on Dr.Phil...Again
*Dr.Phil*JUST MAKE THE DAMN BASKET,
*Shaq throws a toilet at Dr.Phil, but Dr.Phil Dodges*
*Dr.Phil*WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
*Shaq*you hurt my fellin's
*Dr.Phil*YOUR FEELING? TO HELL WITH YOUR FEELINGS! EVERYBODY WITH THEIR
FELLING, "I'M OBSESED, MY KID'S A BRAT!, HELP ME, HELP ME" JUST SHUT UP! HOW CAN I FIX ANYONE IF IM SO DUMB AND WORTHLESS, MAMMA WAS RIGHT MAMMA WAS RIGHT!
*Shaq*ey, ey, ey, pull yourself together, you're a brilliant doctor
*Dr.Phil*not exactly
*Shaq*What?
*Dr.Phil*I just tell people to "get real," im not even a psychologies, i'm..an..electrician..
i failed you Shaq...i failed you...
*Shaq takes a shot, around the rim, circling, in*
*Shaq*BOO YA
*Dr.Phil*YES
*Shaq cutting chains*
*Dr.Phil*30 second left!
*Shaq*AHHHHH, this'll never worth
*Dr.Phil*of coures, he wants us to cut through our feet
*Shaq*you go first...
*Dr.Phil*BULL SHIT!
*Shaq*Yeah, you're probably not man enough, i guess your mamma was right*shaq smiles*
*Dr.Phil*NEVER, WHO'S A COWARD NOW MAMMA?
*Shaq*candy from a baby
*Dr.Phil*URG, URG, URG(cutting his leg off)
(now his leg is off)
*Shaq*OH MY GOD
*Dr.Phil*I DID IT WE'RE SAVED!
*Shaq looking freaked*
*Dr.Phil*What's wrong?
*Shaq*Wrong foot...
*Dr.Phil*Mother F***
THE END
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Scary Movie 4 Shaq & Dr.Phil Saw Each Other (Intro)