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    Height:152 cm - 158 cm (5' - 5'2")
    Weight:46 Kg - 50 Kg (101 lbs - 110 lbs)
    Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
    Dating:Single and looking
    Living Situation:Living with parents/relatives
    Location:India, Asia, World
    Join Date:05:43pm | Mar 01, '07
    Last Active:02:37pm | Sep 29, '07

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    THIS

    This

    IS

    Is

    DEEP


    'DEEP


    Shaq and Dr.Phil are stuck somewhere, with chains on there legs, look what happins

    *Shaq* HELP! HELP! ,AM I DEAD?!?!
    *Dr.Phil*You're not dead, you've been taken against your will....
    *Shaq*Kobe? Who Is That?....Dr.Phil? What the hell is going on?
    *Dr.Phil*I Dunno, I was doing a show on teen abandoning issues, and suddenly i woke up here. Man those kids are gonna be pissed.
    *Unknown*Hello Gentlemen, you dont know me, but i know you. you both play games with other people for a living, but today you play a game for your lives. Right now you're both breathing in a deadly nerve gas, you have 120 seconds to reach the antidote, or you die
    *Shaq*OH MY GOD, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUTTA' HERE!?
    *Unknown*Lets the game begin...
    *Shaq*THERE!(Shaq points at saws, but shaq has to make a free throw shot, into a basket and the saws will fall)
    *Dr.Phil*Hit the metal arm with something. There, (Dr.Phil Points at a rock)
    *takes a shot, misses hits a metal bars and the metal bar hits Dr.Phil*
    *Shaq*DAMMIT! Sorry
    *Dr.Phil*Shaquille, im not angry at you but we are 1 miniute away from death, just shut out the no voice, and own your success.
    *takes the shot, misses and hits a big light and falls on Dr.Phil...Again
    *Dr.Phil*JUST MAKE THE DAMN BASKET,
    *Shaq throws a toilet at Dr.Phil, but Dr.Phil Dodges*
    *Dr.Phil*WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
    *Shaq*you hurt my fellin's
    *Dr.Phil*YOUR FEELING? TO HELL WITH YOUR FEELINGS! EVERYBODY WITH THEIR
    FELLING, "I'M OBSESED, MY KID'S A BRAT!, HELP ME, HELP ME" JUST SHUT UP! HOW CAN I FIX ANYONE IF IM SO DUMB AND WORTHLESS, MAMMA WAS RIGHT MAMMA WAS RIGHT!
    *Shaq*ey, ey, ey, pull yourself together, you're a brilliant doctor
    *Dr.Phil*not exactly
    *Shaq*What?
    *Dr.Phil*I just tell people to "get real," im not even a psychologies, i'm..an..electrician..
    i failed you Shaq...i failed you...
    *Shaq takes a shot, around the rim, circling, in*
    *Shaq*BOO YA
    *Dr.Phil*YES
    *Shaq cutting chains*
    *Dr.Phil*30 second left!
    *Shaq*AHHHHH, this'll never worth
    *Dr.Phil*of coures, he wants us to cut through our feet
    *Shaq*you go first...
    *Dr.Phil*BULL SHIT!
    *Shaq*Yeah, you're probably not man enough, i guess your mamma was right*shaq smiles*
    *Dr.Phil*NEVER, WHO'S A COWARD NOW MAMMA?
    *Shaq*candy from a baby
    *Dr.Phil*URG, URG, URG(cutting his leg off)
    (now his leg is off)
    *Shaq*OH MY GOD
    *Dr.Phil*I DID IT WE'RE SAVED!
    *Shaq looking freaked*
    *Dr.Phil*What's wrong?
    *Shaq*Wrong foot...
    *Dr.Phil*Mother F***

    THE END
    If you wanna watch, search it up on youtube.com
    Scary Movie 4 Shaq & Dr.Phil Saw Each Other (Intro)