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wtf bbq
so my asshole gf was makin fun of my cause i thught bbq was bqq.....
and she all like SOUND IT OUT!... its not bar qaa que..... lolz
ya im aweosme what now bitchies....
wtf bqq?
 

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today....
so today i took my gf to the salon to get her hair done.... the fuckin thing took
like over 2 hours... but i ju watched and watched and time just flew by....
i dunno if it was just her beautiful face or what but i couldnt stop looking at her.
after by the end of the day, when she hadda go to work, her hair was done..
she got dark brown hair with like a tint of red in it.... and she go the streaks she
gonna get pink.... but its bleached right now... so it blonde... and it looks
really really good as it is.... now imagine when it has the pink in it.
i just really wish i could spend the day with her.... just me and her... just chillen.
i really miss that. that beats anyother thing we do.
i love you babe. =]
 

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me.
so i talked to the gf today... and couldnt even speak... barley....
i dunno why.... i just can spit any words out.... and if i do... its so quite
up the point where the person have to really pay attension to get what
im saying.... i really dont know what has come over me... its like something
bigger has replaced me, and only thinks bout the bad times, which makes
me in the worst mood at all times... im in the most shitty mood cause of this
whole fucking thing.... i cant even eat... ( which my friends know, is the number
one thing to me). cant talk.... and i cant even really express myself to the one
person i love. the only thing i got let to say is.... who am i?...... im no one
 

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me...
all i cause is destruction to other people.....
 

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funny shit
im sick of getting hacked. says:
i need to not be a fucking virgin

im sick of getting hacked. says:
all you do is make jokes

ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
LMFAO!!

im sick of getting hacked. says:
i need to fuck up her shit

im sick of getting hacked. says:
she lives in fucking winipig

im sick of getting hacked. says:
WTF

im sick of getting hacked. says:
WTF IS THAT

im sick of getting hacked. says:
WINNIPIG

im sick of getting hacked. says:
ILL FUCKING LOSE A PIG

im sick of getting hacked. says:
TO YOUR MOM

im sick of getting hacked. says:
FUCKING JUDIST
 

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some shit
WHAT YOU WOULD RATHER BE CALLED
001. Babe or Baby: baby
002. Sweetie or Honey: sweetie
003. Darling or Dear: dear

THIS OR THAT
004. hug or kiss: kiss
005. white or black: white
006. ground or sky: sky
007. night or day: Night
008. pool or hot tub: Hot Tub
009. love or lust: Love
010. you or me: You
011. silver or gold: Gold
012. left or right: Right
013. sunny or rainy: Rainy
014. hot or cold: Hot
015. lake or river: lake

DO YOU
016. eat 3 meals a day: no, i eat more
017. like someone: Yeah
018. believe in love at 1st sight: kinda
019. like school?: yeah

HAVE YOU EVER
020. been camping: fuck yes
021. eaten alligator: No
022. gotten in a physical fight: yeah
023. been out of the country: yeah
024. held a grudge for more than a week: yeah
025. killed something: Yeah
026. had a mud fight: yeah

THIS OR THAT
027. kissing on the bed or kissing in the rain: kissing on the bed
028. watching a scary movie or a funny one: funny
029. holding hands or being held: Being Held
030. held at the shoulders or held at the waist: Waist


A-Z

A- AVAILABLE?: nope
B- BEST SPORT?: foot ball
C- CRUSH?: Atley
D- DOGS NAME?: my old dog brusier
E- EAISIEST GIRL(S) TO TALK TO?: Atley, Paige
F- FAV. COLOR?: brown
G- GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS?: Worms
H- HOMETOWN?: Edmonton
J- FAV. JUICE?: Peach
K- KIND OF ALCOHOLIC DRINK?: carabou lou
L- LONGEST CAR RIDE?: 2 Days
M- MILK FLAVOR?: milky....
N- NUMBER OF SIBLINGS?: 3
O- ONE WISH?: cant tell ya or it wont come true
P- PHONE NUMBER?: 231-3877
Q- FAV. QUOTE?: "shit happens when you party naked"
R- REASON TO SMILE?: my gf
S- SONG YOU LAST HEARD: i got it from my mama
T- TIME YOU WOKE UP TODAY?: 10:00
U- UNKNOWN FACTS ABOUT YOU?: dont really have any
V- VEGGIE YOU DONT LIKE?: the white brocolli
W- WORST HABIT?: biting my nails
X- X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD?: one
Y- YUMMY PIE?: apple with frosting....
Z- ZODIAC SIGN?: leo

PRESENTLY
01. is your hair wet? yes
02. is your cell phone right by you? no
03. do you miss someone? Yeah
05. are you wearing chapstick: no
07. are you tired: not really
08. are you excited: yes
09. are you watching tv: yes
10. are you wearing pajamas: no


HAVE YOU
01. recently done anything you regret: no
02. ever lied: yes
03. ever stuck gum under a desk: no
04. ever licked someone?: Yeah
05. ever trip over your own feet?: Yeah

TODAY
01. have you cursed: Yeah
02. have you yelled at someone: Nott Yet
03. have you gotten mad at someone: No
04. have you cried: No
05. have you called more than 3 people: No
06. have you IM'd more than 3 people: No

Q 01: is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A 01: Yupp

Q 02: where is the last place you went?
A 02: Bed Room

Q 03: who is the last person you called?
A 03: Mom

Q 04: who do you like more, your mom or dad?
A 04: Mom

Q 05: do you have any siblings?
A 05: Yeah 3

Q 06: do you smile often?
A 06: depends if you can make me smile or not

Q 07: do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
A 07 : Hope So

Q 08: do you wish on stars?
A 08: No

Q 09: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A 09: No

Q 10: when did you last cry?
A 10: when i was like fuckin 8

Q 11: do you like your writing?
A 11: yes, its messy =]

Q 12: are you a friendly person?
A 12: Kinda

Q 13: who's bed did you sleep in last night?
A 13: Mine

Q 14: what color shirt are you wearing?
A 14: white

Q 15: do you have any pets?
A 15: no

Q 16: what is the color of your bedsheets?
A 16: black

Q 17: what were you doing at 3pm yesterday
A 17: sleeping

Q 18: I can't wait until...
A 18: Summer

Q 19: look to your right. what's there?
A 19: my bed

Q 20: ever cried yourself to sleep?
A 20: no

Q 22: ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
A 22: No

Q 23: song that makes you cry or really emotional?
A 23: No

Q 24: are you normally a happy person?
A 24: Pretty Much

Q 25: has anyone ever said 'i love you' to you?
A 25: Yeah

Q 26: if yes do you think they meant it?
A 26: i hope so
 

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fucking skillz
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
whats yours
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
im thinkin dr. pepper
----(Atley)****Blue Ranger! says:
DR FUCKEN PEPPPAAA
----(Atley)****Blue Ranger! says:
omg
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
OHHHHHH
----(Atley)****Blue Ranger! says:
snapp
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
i read your mind baby
 

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LOL
----(Atley)****Blue Ranger! says:
whats mah fucken bus ??
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
to your house?
----(Atley)****Blue Ranger! says:
yehh
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
66?
----(Atley)****Blue Ranger! says:
noo
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
63?
----(Atley)****Blue Ranger! says:
i dint know there was one lol
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
61?
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
I KNOW IT SOME 60 NUMBER
----(Atley)****Blue Ranger! says:
mmm kinda
----(Atley)****Blue Ranger! says:
its 60 lol
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
FUCK MY LIFE!
----(Atley)****Blue Ranger! says:
lol i love you
 

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ahahaah
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
ditto! tackle !
----(Atley)****kill.it says:
pikachu! bust a cap in his ass!
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
ditto transform into 50 cent
ChristopherBenincasaAtleySirdiak says:
tank that bullet!
----(Atley)****kill.it says:
FUCK YOUUUHHH
 

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ABC
A - Age You Got Your First Kiss:
grade 3

B - Band Listening To Right Now:
off spring

C - Crush:
Atley

D - Dogs Name:
dont have one

E - Easiest Person To Talk To:
atley

F - Favorite TV shows:
all of us, south park

G - Gummy Worms Or Bears:
Worms. =]

H - Which Do You Follow-Head Or Heart:
depends on the situation

I - Instruments:
i played tuba in grade 6 lol

J - Junior High Crush:
not much at all

K - Kindest Person You Know:
paige she fuckin TOO nice

L - Longest Car Ride Ever:
2 days

M - Memorable Dates:
7/23/92 4/17/93

N - Nicknames:
CJ, topher, chrisy, IC

O - Occupation:
Boston pizza for life

P - Peeps:
no one seys peeps anymore man....

Q - Quote:
"shit happens when you party naked"

R - Run or Walk?:
Walking is the new run

S - Sport:
FOOTBALL!

T - Tan or Pale?:
half ish i guess

U - Underwear?:
FUCK NO! boxers man

V - Very best movie you have seen:
super bad.

W - When should i get a job?:
I ALREADY FUCKIN HAVE ONE!

X - Xactly how old am I?:
15 years- and a lot of days

Y - Y am i doing this ABC thing?:
Cause I saw simon do it...... and yeah.... felt left out

Z - Zoolander or Mystery Men?:
Zoolander!!!!!! FUCK YES!
 

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OMFG TRY THIS
this makes sense but its weird.......
MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN

JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I TAPPED
MARCH-------------I BEAT
APRIL---------------I SLAPPED
MAY-----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JUNE----------------I FUCKED
JULY-----------------I BITCH SLAPPED
AUGUST------------ I PUNCHED
SEPTEMBER--------I KISSED
OCTOBER-----------I LICKED
NOVEMBER---------I BIT
DECEMBER---------I RAPED


- DAY YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------MYSELF
4--------YOU
5-------- A MEXICAN
6--------A HOBO
7--------HIM/HER
8--------P.DIDDY
9--------A PUERTO RICAN BOY
10-------A BANANA
11-------A SPOON
12-------A DUMBASS
13-------A HOE
14-------A PICKLE
15-------A LAWN GNOME
16-------A MY GIRLFRIEND
17-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND
18-------YOUR MOM
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------A PREP
21------- MY UNCLE
22-------A HOMO
23-------MY TRUE LOVE/CRUSH
24-------MY SANDWICH
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------A NOODLE
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY BOYFRIEND
29-------A SEXY BITCH
30-------MY EX
31------- Spongebob


- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY MCDONALDS
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT.
PINK------------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIT
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTER
NO SHIRT------BECAUSE IM JUST PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH.
MAROON-------AND I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN---------BECAUSE IM EMO
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN--------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
OTHER-----------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL

mine is july 23, wearing a black t-shirt.....
so i bitchslapped my true love/crush because im sexy and i do what i want....
hahahahah thats so me, it works for real... try it