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Ste·ven Mo·ment [stee-vuhn moh-muhnt]
–noun
1. An indefinately short period of time where Steven Kleemola says something brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, dodo, doltish, dopy, dotterel, dull, dumb, dummy*, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked*, half-witted*, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, short-sighted, simple, simple-minded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thickheaded, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless

2. The dumbest moment known to mankind

3. The act to say something that will inevitably confuse everyone around as well as the one
who says it

4. To open your mouth and be conciously aware that everyone expects you to say something baffling, beyond comprehension, cryptic, enigmatic, fathomless, impen