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The celebs i have custody over
CELEBRETYS THAT I WON IN THE CUSTODY BATTLE WITH .KANOPENER. go to her blog for the celebs she won


rihanna
13 percent of kasey kahne
half of cliff from hidden palms
cliffs moms ex boyfriend and his car
johnnys mom
gretas dad
the garage girls face
johnnys golfing shirt
cliffs underpants
johnnys house
melissa R
chelsea
Asia
Eva Longoria
Mike delfino from desperate housewives
Andrew VanDeecamp from desperate housewives
Parker from desperate housewives
AVRIL LAVINGE
DRUS NANA
christina agulara
ryan from the OC
Mark Walburg
Paris Hilton
Leah miller from muchmusic
Shakira
Beyonce
Debra Degeovanni (from video on trial)
Nikki Payne (girl with the fucked up lip from video on trial)
Jeffree Star
Kurt Cobain
Rachel Bilson
Hue Heffener
Nick Carter .. so i can tortue him
Aaron Carter .. so i can tortue him
Ana Kournacova
Lance Bass
Jessica Alba
Timbaland
Tech N9ne
Afroman
Lady soverign
Amy Winhouses Hair and one of her eyes
Akon
Mikas hair and his voice
Travis from so u think u can dance
Nigel Dick
Maralyn Monroe
Johnny Dep.. only when he is in pirates of the carribean
THE RANDOM CELEBRETY GUY from those car commercials
 

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hidden palms
HIDDEN PALMS
this show is helllaaa
everyone watch it
because its the best thing to have ever happened to this planet
 

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10 steps to becomming a skid
10 EASY STEPS TO BECOMMING A SKID (UNDER CONSTRUCTION NOT FINISHED) Created by harrison ellis and regan dunn

1. Ripped or torren clothing is a must have. Dirty cloths are also recommended. Feel free to repeat the same clothing throughout the week.

2. It is law to date everyone in that group that is of the opposite sex. This is done by dating one member of the group for 3 to 4 days, breaking it off, or cheating on him/her, and then repeating the same thing with another member of the group. *PLEASE NOTE THAT IF YOU ARE A SKID, AND WEEK IS CONSIDERED A LONG TERM RELATIONSIP*

3. IF you are a skid, you alway begin the lunch our at the box by the woodworking room, then you separate into miniature skid groups and go elsewhere. Then nearing the end of lunch, you all meet back at the box.


4. If you want to be a true skid, you have to love drama, you need to CRAVEEE IT. Drama is like a drug to those kids.

5.The good thing about being a skid is that u dont have to be a certain age. The skid group ranges from grades 9 to 12.

6. Smelling good isnt reccommended.

7. Huge ammounts of ill applied makeup should be worn at all times.

8. Girls should feel the need to go out or even sleep with guys and feel no shame what so ever, dumping them pubically/brutally and the becomming friends with them about an hour later.
 

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yeah
ule # 1:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks

Rule #4:
Only answer True or False


Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? True
Q: Been arrested? False
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? True
Q: Do you like someone? True
Q: Held a snake? True
Q: Been suspended from school? False
Q: Been fired from a job? True
Q: Sang karaoke? True
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? True
Q: Laughed until you started crying? True
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? True
Q: Kissed in the rain? False
Q: Sang in the shower? True
Q: Sat on a roof top? True
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True
Q: Broken a bone? False
Q: Shaved your head? False
Q: Played a prank on someone? True
Q: Shot a gun? True
Q: Donated Blood? False
Q: Had your heart broken? False


"Who was your last?"
just be 100% truthful

LAST PERSON.

1. You hung out with?
adrienne and other people

2. You texted?
suzanne i think

3. You were in a car with?
Mom and brother

4. Went to the movies with?
dru and people

5. person you went to the shops with?
dru

6. You talked on the phone?
mom

7. Made you laugh?
laura

8. You hugged?
KANOPENER



WOULD YOU RATHER
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
tongue

2. Die in a fire or get shot?
Get Shot.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...

1. Sun or moon?
moon

2. Winter or Fall?
WINTER

3. Left or Right?
Right. and left

4. Sunny or rainy?
sunny

5. Where do you live?
victoria

6.Gay or Straight
Straight.

7. Is there 1 o 2 people who u can always trust and rely on?
yeah

8. Do you want to get married?
not really

9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
this might be just me, but twirling spaghetti is the only way to eat it..

10.Last time you drank
friday night

11. Are you afraid of commitment?
sort of

12. Are you gonna have an 18th party?
obvs

13. Do You Cook?
yes and im good at it

14. Current mood?
relaxed

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...

1. Kissed someone?
nope

2. Sang?
helllaaa

3. listened to music?
Yep.

4. seen someone you care alot about?
i duno

5. Danced Crazy?
obvs

6. Cried?
nope

7. Talked to the person you like?
nah

7. Like someone you can't have?
mhmm
 

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hmm
PICK 4 RANDOM PEOPLE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. DO THIS WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE QUESTIONS FIRST, THEN FILL IN THE QUESTIONS!

1. dru dunaway
2. adrienne malis
3. nikki jonhson
4. shawnie blinko



Now You Answer These Questions:

Q: Have You Ever Kissed Number 2?
A: nope.

Q: What's The Best Memory You Have Of Number 4?
A: taking a pic of a homeless man wearing bootyshorts

Q: When's The Next Time You're Gonna See Number 4?
A: i do not know

Q: Is Number 1 Pretty?
A:yes

Q: How Did You Meet Number 3?
A: ENGLISH CLASS (one time avril lavinge signed my nipple)

Q: Have You Seen Number 1 In The Last Month?
A: almost everyday.

Q: Do You Think Number 2 Has A Crush On You?
A: nopppeeee

Q: Have You Ever Been To Number 1's House?
A: yes and its hotter than a sauna

Q: Are You Really Close To number 3?
A: hmmmm sorta

Q: Have You Ever Gotten In Trouble With 2?
A: hahaha last night of spring break.. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SON

Q: Would You Ever Go Out With Number 4?
A: maybeee

Q: What Do You And Number 1 Talk About The Most?
A: ALL WE DO IS TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE, its sad

Q: Do You Even Know 4?
A: yesss i do

Q: Would You Give Number 3 A Hug?
A: yes i would

Q: Do You Know A Secret About Number 2?
A: nooopee

Q: Describe The Relationship Between 1 And 3.
A: they dislike eachother

Q: What Is The Best Thing About Your Friendship With 1?
A: how many insiders and quotes we have from her nana and other people


Q: What Is The Worst Thing About Number 1?
A: i dunnno

Q: Have You Ever danced With Number 2?
A: nope

Q: Have You Ever Been In A Fight With Number 4?
A: nope

Q: Have You Ever Been A co-worker With Number 4?
A: nope.

Q: Have You Ever Wanted To Punch Number 2 In The Face?
A: haha no

Q: Has Number 1 Ever Met Your Mother?
A: YESS AND THEIR HELLA BEEFIN

Q: Did You Ever Accidentally Physically Hurt Number 2?
A: probably

Q. How Did You Meet Number 1?
A: we didnt talk for the first five months togeahter and then she randomly sends me a comment on nex and we become good friends

Q: Do You Live Close To Number 2?
A: not really.

Q: What Is Number 2's Favorite Food?
A: i dont know

Q: What Is The Best Memory You Have With Number 1?
A: spring break

Q: Have You Traveled Anywhere With Number 1?
A: haah does downtown count?

Q: If You Gave Number 4 $100 Dollars Tonight, What Would They Spend It On?
A: cloths

Q: Who Is The Most Flirtatious?
A: either shawnie or nikki

Q: Which One Lives The Farthest Away?
A: shawnie

Q: Which One Do You Hang Out With The Most?
A: dru

Q: Who Is The Loudest?
A: dru

Q: The Quietest?
A: none of them are quiet

Q: Who do you trust with most anything?
A: dru
 

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13 easy steps to becomming a clone

12 EASY STEPS TO BECOMMING A CLONE!!!!!




1: You can only talk to people that dont belong in your group in class or outside of school. Talking to people outside your group inbetween classes or at lunch is simply out of the question.

2: You are not allowed to be friends with or talk to ugly people.

3. Being happy with your body type is not allowed. You must always complain about being fat not matter how skinny you are.

4. It is recomended that you own a jacket with fur on the hood, perferably black.

5. It is a crime to be content with looking your own age. You must look or want to look atleast 3 years older.

6. You must be an alcoholic.

7. You are only allowed to wear 3 kinds of footwear, these are furry boots, slippers, or shoes with strips on the sides.

8. The ONLY brand names you are allowed to wear are lulu lemon, american eagle, or hollister or ambercrome and finch

9. Dating someone your own age is just not allowed, you must date someone alteast 2 years older.

10. You must have some high profile beefs.

11. You cannot be seen alone, you have to travel with your group. Or with alteast three other clones.


12. Talking to or being nice to ugly people is a CRIME!! You must give ugly people dirty looks as much as possible. If someone isnt as attractive as you, you HAVE to make them feel as bad about themselves as possible.








 

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yee
Longest relationship: 3 WEEKS
- Shortest relationship: AFEW MINUTES
- How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you? ya... does it count if their drunk,, hah
- Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with? NO
- Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? yes
- Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? nope
- Are you happier single or in a relationship? SINGLE
- Have you ever been cheated on? not really
- Have you ever had your heart broken? yeah
- Have you ever broken someone's heart? yeah
- Talk to any of your ex's? yes
- If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your ex's right now? i think so
- Think any of your ex's feel the same way? doub it
- Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? i really dont know
- Have you dated people who were not good to you? yup
- Have you been in an abusive relationship? nooo
- Have you dated someone older then you? yes
- Dated someone younger then you? yes
- Do you regret anything that you have or haven't done with a boyfriend or girlfriend? yes
- Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? some people not everyone
- Believe in love at first sight? sort of
- Ever dated two people at once? noo
- Ever been given an Engagement ring? OH YES no
- Do you have something to say to any of your ex's? yeah
- Ever stole someones boyfriend or girlfriend? i dunno
- Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend? yes
- Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?yeah
 

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yee
Longest relationship: 3 WEEKS
- Shortest relationship: AFEW MINUTES
- How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you? ya... does it count if their drunk,, hah
- Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with? NO
- Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? yes
- Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? nope
- Are you happier single or in a relationship? SINGLE
- Have you ever been cheated on? not really
- Have you ever had your heart broken? yeah
- Have you ever broken someone's heart? yeah
- Talk to any of your ex's? yes
- If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your ex's right now? i think so
- Think any of your ex's feel the same way? doub it
- Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? i really dont know
- Have you dated people who were not good to you? yup
- Have you been in an abusive relationship? nooo
- Have you dated someone older then you? yes
- Dated someone younger then you? yes
- Do you regret anything that you have or haven't done with a boyfriend or girlfriend? yes
- Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? some people not everyone
- Believe in love at first sight? sort of
- Ever dated two people at once? noo
- Ever been given an Engagement ring? OH YES no
- Do you have something to say to any of your ex's? yeah
- Ever stole someones boyfriend or girlfriend? i dunno
- Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend? yes
- Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?yeah
 

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meeee
DR PHIL'S TEST

Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah -
she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read
on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty
accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send
it to your friends.



1. WHEN DO YOU FEEL YOUR BEST ?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon, early evening
c) late at night

2. YOU USUALLY WALK ..
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly

3. WHEN TALKING TO PEOPLE YOU ..
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. WHEN RELAXING YOU SIT WITH ..
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you

5. WHEN SOMEONE REALLY AMUSES YOU, YOU REACT WITH ..
a) big appreciated laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile

6. WHEN YOU GO TO A PARTY OR SOCIAL GATHERING YOU ..
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. YOU'RE WORKING HARD, AND YOU'RE INTERRUPTED, YOU ..
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes

8. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING COLOURS DO YOU LIKE THE MOST ?
a) red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray

9. WHEN YOU ARE IN BED AT NIGHT, IN THOSE LAST FEW MINUTES BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP YOU ARE ..
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers

10. YOU OFTEN DREAM YOU ARE ..
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always/usually pleasant


POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

NOW ADD UP YOUR TOTAL = 36

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with
care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant.
Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't
always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather
impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions,
though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and
adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes
chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company
because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,
practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center
of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head.
They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone
who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a
person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty
in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake
your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get
over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They
see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It
would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the
spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from
every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is
caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,
someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to
make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or
anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't
exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well
know that you aren't.
 

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ME
1. Just to start off, what do you like to be called? Harrison
2. How was your day like? And why was it like that? this one was pretty bad
3. Is your love life simple or complicated? simple
4. Has your pride ever gotten in the way of getting something/someone you wanted? Most likely.
5. What do you think of the song 'The Sweet Escape' by Gwen Stefani? It's catchy
6. Do you like Beyonce? naked with me ontop of her
7. What does your wallet look like? black
8. Do you own Uggs? YESSS no
9. What are your favorite pair of shoes? MY DCS.. their my only ones
10. Do you really like snow or do you just like snow days? I hate snow period
11. When's the worst time of the year? exams
12. What do you do when you're depressed? I EAT.. or work out,
13. How are you and your parents? fine
14. Leg warmers? Nope.
15. Would you rather have a brother or sister? i have alittle brother. i like having a brother so if he pisses me off i can punch him
16. Older or younger (relating to number 15)? hes younger
17. When do you turn 16? 2008
18. Are you a virgin? Yeah.
19. If not, do you regret losing it with the person you lost it to?
20. Were they a virgin or experienced?
21. Do you eat when you're bored? YESS
22. Do you like Godiva chocolate? its chocolate so obvs
23. What do you think of Mary J. Blige and U2's song 'One'? i like it
24. I don't know anyone who uses Yahoo! messenger. Do you? hah no
25. Do you have a lot of friends that are older and/or younger? most of them are my age
26. If you could get rid of any one celebrity, who would it be? lyndsay lohan. me and that bitch are hella beefin
27. Is Fergie better in BEP or solo? FERGIE FERG! i like fergy
28. Have you ever watched The Nightmare Before Christmas? nope
29. Do you take a language at your school? FRENCH.. im going to murder my french teacher.. her names mrs berry, she needs help
30. What's your impression of asian people (from what you've experienced)? hahaha uhhh,,,,
31. Do you ever get scared in your own home? YES, all the time
32. Have you watched the movie 'Click'? ya its sad
 

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the things that scare me,
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Automatonophobia - Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues.
Aacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Cleisiophobia - Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Contreltophobia - Fear of sexual abuse.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Decidophobia - Fear of making decisions.
Dishabiliophobia - Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Eremophobia - Fear of being oneself or of loneliness.
Genophobia - Fear of sex.
Hematophobia - Fear of blood.
Isolophobia - Fear of solitude, being alone.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
Merinthophobia - Fear of being bound or tied up.
Mnemophobia - Fear of memories.
Myrmecophobia - Fear of ants.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Ophthalmophobia - Fear of being stared at.
Paraphobia - Fear of sexual perversion.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia - Fear of Friday the 13th.
Pediophobia - Fear of dolls.
Philophobia - Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Pnigerophobia - Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Psellismophobia - Fear of stuttering.
Pharmacophobia - Fear of drugs.
Upaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Sciophobia - Fear of shadows.
Taphophobia - Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tocophobia -Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Virginitiphobia - Fear of rape.
Xyrophobia - Fear of razors.
Zelophobia - Fear of jealousy.
Altophobia - Fear of heights.
Emetophobia - Fear of throwing up.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arsonphobia - Fear of fire.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Brontophobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Homophobia - Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.