FACT: about the person you like? He's cute and sleeps lots

WHAT: happened at 11:00 am today? I talked to people at work?

ARE YOU: wearing something you borrowed from someone? Nope, definitely not.

WHAT: is the last thing someone bought you? Supper tonight. Thx Ryan

WHO: took your profile picture on Facebook? I did.

WHAT'S: your current problem? Too much fighting and drama =(

WHO WAS: the last person you saw? Randy, Ryan and Monica?

LAST: person you freaked out on? Bahaha, my mom.

WHERE: did you last go? To the twins to what a terrible horror movie.

THINGS: you say a lot when you are mad? Fuck, stupid, and so on...

DO YOU: delete people off of Facebook? Typically not.

FAVE: soda? - I don't overly care for carbonated drinks...

DO YOU: crack your knuckles? Sometimes, when I'm nervous.

HAVE YOU: cried today at all? Not today.

ARE YOU: ticklish? A little?

ARE YOU: happy right now? Kind of? I feel stupid though.

WHO WAS: the last person you talked to last night before bed? My mom, I think?

HAVE YOU MADE: a mistake this past week? Yep yep.

DO YOU: miss someone? Mhm =(

DO YOU KNOW: someone with the same name as you? A couple? None with the same spelling though.

WHEN WAS: the last time you really laughed? Yesterdayy.

HOW LONG: is your hair? Medium?

DID YOU: have a nap today? Nope.

HAVE ANY: regrets? Who honestly doesn't?

DO YOU USE: an alarm clock? Most mornings...

DO YOU: work? Taco Time bitches, until the end of July XD

ARE YOU: social or antisocial person? Middle?

DO YOU: have a tan? No... I should work on that.

WHO WAS THE LAST: person to disappoint you? Randy.

DO YOU TRUST: people? Not very many...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING: entertaining myself?

HOW: did you do on the last test you took? Ummm, I don't know...

WHAT: is your ring tone for when people text you? Vibrating, no ringer

WHAT: show did you last watch? Judging Amy.

WHO WAS: the last person you watched a movie with? Randy, Ryan and Stephanie.

WHAT: foods make you sick? Anything with too much taste??

DO YOU: get shy around the guy/girl you like? Not anymore

DO YOU: remember what you were like a year ago? Aha, pathetic.

DO YOU: still have feelings for your ex? No ex.

ARE YOU: the youngest in your family? No. Thank god.

WHERE ARE: most people in your top friends from? Saskatoon

ARE: there pictures of you in the room you're currently in? Nope

NAME ONE THING: people think about you that's not true? I'm a whore/slut XD

WHAT IS : the weather like outside? dark?

HAVE YOU EVER: seen a 3D movie in theaters? Hells yes.

WHERE'D: you get everything that you're wearing? Some store?

HAVE YOU: memorized your social security number? Not yet...

HAVE YOU EVER: had a dream about people you love dying? Yep. Don't like those dreams.

WHAT WAS: the last advice you gave someone? To leave me alone before I beat them

WHAT: radio station do you listen to the most? Wired 96.3

IF YOU DIED TODAY: would there be anything you wish you could've said to someone? Oh definitely.

WHO: is the last person you had a sleepover with? Randy.

ARE YOU: on Youtube? Was...

WHO: will you never forget? A few super amazing people.

GO FUCKING CHOKE. XD

I LIKE YOU.
It's plain, it's simple, it's three words long
&& yet it is still one of the hardest things to say.

I'm not sure I like where this is going .

I hope I'm not doing it wrong.

23 deep questions that will really tell you something. Not stupid questions like "How Old Are You?"

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
I think it would be more difficult for me to look into someones' eyes when I am telling them how I feel, as opposed to listening to how they feel.

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry/ sad. Why were you angry/ sad?
I was really angry and sad when my friend told me they were leaving. I cannot justify it in my head... I won't tell them that it bothers me SO much because I want them to be happy, even if it means sacrificing my own.
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
I would call my grandma. She means so much to me. I want her there in all the important things in my life. Then I would get her to tell my family and friends how much I love them.

4. You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. What would you do?
I'd probably cry and then go home to plan out everything I wanted to do before I die, including getting a lot of friends and family to go to Europe

5. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. Which do you choose?
Trust. Without trust you cannot have love.

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you save it?
I would save the dog. A dog is a poor defenseless creature, and maybe if I brought him to work the boss would save my job because I'm a hero

7. You are unfaithful to your spouse/significant other. Do you tell him/her?
Yes. But I would never do that. It's karma. It'd end up happening to me.

9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you do it?
I don't know. I think I might.

10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
Yeah haha. I think so.

12. Your boss tells your co-worker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee.You have been there much longer. Your co-worker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss?
It depends on how my income is. I'd offer to help the person in any way I could, but I don't think I could give up my job.

13. When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you feel?
It's been a while since I've been completely honest, heart to heart. I hide my opinions sometimes.

14. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
Probably to tell them that I don't love them back... I don't like hurting people.

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
I think giving up my friends would be the hardest thing for me to give up because I'm really close with them and they know me. <33

16. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
A couple minutes ago, I said it to my mom before she went to bed.

17. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you have "no regrets" what would you change back?
I know exactly what I would change, and I'm not saying it, but I would never actually do it because it could change the course of my whole life

18. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
Ryan, so we could both freak out and come up with silly ways to get him, or threaten to push the one person in front of the other.

20. You are holding onto your grandmother's hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other which one would it be?
I'd save them both and throw myself over the cliff in their place. That is no choice. I couldn't do either.

21. Are you old fashioned?
I don't think so! Maybe a teeny tiny bit sometimes.

22. Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heartbreak or have never loved before?
True love with a guartantee of heartbreak, it would be amazing while it lasted.

23. If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?
There's so much!

FRIEND CONFESSIONS

1. Are you jealous of one or more of your friends?
Nawww.

2. Have you known any of your friends your whole life?
Pretty close. I'll count as long as I can remember as all my life...

3. Are any of your friends taller than you?
Nope

4. Have you ever been ditched by a friend?
Yeah, I hate it.

5. Do you have your friend's phone number's memorized?
The ones I hang out with more then like once a month, yeah.

6. Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number?
Only when my cell got lost.

Have you been to most of your friends' houses?
Close friends, yes. Not so close, no.


HABIT CONFESSIONS

1. Do you play with things when nervous?
Yeahhh. And I can't keep my feet still.

2. Do you have an odd obsession with knives?
No, just fire

3. Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
Closed.

4. Is there at least one sound you can't stand?
The phone ringing and not stopping.

5. What is your worst habit?
Biting my nails.

8. Do you love most of your friends?
Most of them, most of the time!


PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS

1. Do you think abortions are horrible?
No... People should have a right to choose.

2. Are you against or think gay marriage is bad?
Of course.... NOT! It isn't any different then a heterosexual marriage.

3. Needles aren't so horrible?
I hate them....

4. You have plenty of secrets?
Yep.


HAVE YOU EVER CONFESSIONS

1. Have you ever fallen UP the stairs?
more then I fall down them actually...

2. Have you ever had a nail fall off?
Yep.

3. Have you ever slapped someone across the face?
Yesss!

4. Have you ever killed anyone?
Yepp! The body's in the freezer

5. Worn the same clothes for a week straight?
Nope.


OTHER CONFESSIONS

1. Do you enjoy drama?
Hate it.

2. Have you ever gotten in a fist fight?
Yepp Fun times!

3. Who would you like to hit right now?
I can think of one person inparticular.

4. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Just that I'm a Lesbian


LASTOLOGY

Last person you called?
Randy and Ryan

Person you hugged?
I don't know... I should fix that!


CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
A little.

Mood?
Kind of pissed, and tired, and bored, and stressed.

Listening to?
The computer run.

Watching?
The screen.

Worrying about?
getting a fuckin' job.


RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
to work on my essay,

What can you not wait to do?
get out for summer vacation!

What's the last movie you saw?
Ummm PICTURE THIS!! Ha. I had to go look it up.

Do you smile often?
I don't know, I guess.

Are you a friendly person?
Yeah, until you get me pissed *ahem*


Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
Go back to doing nothing I suppose.

Pick a person.
If you're going to lie,
don't do this.

1. Do you have one in mind? Yepp
2. Would you say s/he is good looking? Of course
3. Does s/he go to your school? Yepp
4. Do you like them? Yes...
5. Female or Male? Male.
6. Ever date them? Nope
7. Ever cry over them? Not quite.
8. What songs remind you of this person ? Ummm, I don't know...
9. Do you know their middle name? Yeahh
10. How old is s/he? sixteen
11. Last time you talked to them? Today.
12. Does s/he know how you feel? No.
13. Think about them a lot? Mhm
14. Ever kiss them before? I wish..
15. What does s/he look like? I think you want the person to find out??
15. Is s/he older than you? Yep
16. Does s/he have a girlfriend or boyfriend? Nope
17. Would you date them? Yeah.
18. Ever see them cry before? Nope
19. How often do you talk about them? Not so much.
20. Anyone know you like them? Yepp
21. Whens their birthday? I'm not saying.
22. Ever hang out with this person, just the two of you? Yepp
23. Have their phone number? Mhm
24. Are you going to call them anytime soon? Probably not tonight...
25. Do you think s/he'll read this? I don't think so.
26. Are you in their group of friends? Yeah
27. Has s/he ever given you anything? Yepp
28. Have any pictures of them? Umm... I think so...
29. Anyone else like them? Mhm.
30. Do you think you have a chance? Not overly likely.
31. Last time you saw them? Today
32.How long have you liked them for? Awhile.
33. Brave enough to name them? Nope.

You're amazingly silly and make my day.

I don't want to have to watch you suffer through this. I know how much it hurts you already.

1.) I've liked you since day 1 and I don't want that to change
2.)I want you around forever
3.)I trust you, please don't mess that up
4.)It could change our friendship forever
5.)You can always make me laugh, I love that.
6.)Stop blabbing around things that don't fucking concern you.
7.)You've saved me.
8.)Stop making assumptions, they keep messing up my life.
9.)You're perfect the way you are, I wish you'd be able to see that
10.)I hope you except me for who I am, I am not going to conform to your expectations because I see nothing wrong with me.

Dear (the person who last msged you).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it that night
__2___ ___3___. I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-


DEAR Jamie
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it that night When you put cuffs on me, in your closet. I saw you pull the clothes off Donald Duck.
Im sure you're scarred enough to understand,
That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your box of porn . But I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked you and your passionate interest for mice

With ease
- Carly -

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with you.

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - The first of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When yor dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avacado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - my kid rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I had a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That you have never noticed it
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your box of porn

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - Your socks
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H -Never openly mocked
I/J - Never wanted to tell you I was pregnant
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Your collection of Barbie Dolls
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go and milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - buzz off now
France - In pain