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One morning around 5 am 16 year old Stuart Mitchell of North Vancouver, British Columbia, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first he thought he had diarrhea, but when he stood up out of bed, he realized that it was urinary pain.
It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. He wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, his vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Mr. Mitchell for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of his vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while he gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. He was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Mr. Mitchell unconscious lying on the floor of his bathroom wearing nothing but his bath robe. Running down his leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer him to a stretcher, so he grabbed his left leg which was bent crossing his other leg, to straighten him out. He was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted his left leg to straighten his body out, he exposed his vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of his genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.
Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:
Mr. Mitchell's official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. He stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what he had done, he went into shock and fell, smashing his head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident he had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, he gently inserted the creature's tail into his vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, he held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.
The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Mr. Mitchell's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Mr. Mitchell's cunt when he was torturing it. North Vancouver mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Mr. Mitchell was only four days away from getting his period, doctors believe that at that point of his menstrual cycle, his womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US.
Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain he was in when he woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in his toilet.
One morning around 5 am 16 year old Stuart Mitchell of North Vancouver, British Columbia, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first he thought he had diarrhea, but when he stood up out of bed, he realized that it was urinary pain.
It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. He wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, his vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Mr. Mitchell for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of his vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while he gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. He was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Mr. Mitchell unconscious lying on the floor of his bathroom wearing nothing but his bath robe. Running down his leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer him to a stretcher, so he grabbed his left leg which was bent crossing his other leg, to straighten him out. He was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted his left leg to straighten his body out, he exposed his vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of his genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.
Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:
Mr. Mitchell's official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. He stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what he had done, he went into shock and fell, smashing his head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident he had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, he gently inserted the creature's tail into his vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, he held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.
The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Mr. Mitchell's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Mr. Mitchell's cunt when he was torturing it. North Vancouver mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Mr. Mitchell was only four days away from getting his period, doctors believe that at that point of his menstrual cycle, his womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US.
Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain he was in when he woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in his toilet.
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