"Lacrosse Players"

The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Will booze as mcuh as we can and we are not afraid to the fat chick home. Most likely go pro but only to make 500 dollars a game, proud to be 30 with no liver left, always a crowd pleaser. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us. We are the soul of the universe.