hahaha, Jen know's the score!
Ya, I'm that kool!
Lots of ppl do now too I bet!
And damn proud of it!
hahaha, damn right I am!
Originally posted by: epic99
oh boy have you been missing out.
light candles, dim the lights, maybe throw on some barry white, i prefer "cant get enough of your love". now some preparation comes into play on this one. a high protein diet rich in specifically red meat is the most effective in this area for at least a week, remember guys women love anticiation and nothing shows it with a weeks worth of preparation. now the guy sits on a toilet seat, add a seductive seat cover to spice things up from here. this is where the female starts preforming felatio on her boy toy. now really moan guys, i mean get her into it already, show that you appreciate this. as the guy is about to climax, you force all that weeks worth of meat and protein out, allowing your dump to ooze out from under your choda, hopefully allowing your "dump of love" to reach her chin. like i said, nothing adds romance like the steamer.
oh boy have you been missing out.
light candles, dim the lights, maybe throw on some barry white, i prefer "cant get enough of your love". now some preparation comes into play on this one. a high protein diet rich in specifically red meat is the most effective in this area for at least a week, remember guys women love anticiation and nothing shows it with a weeks worth of preparation. now the guy sits on a toilet seat, add a seductive seat cover to spice things up from here. this is where the female starts preforming felatio on her boy toy. now really moan guys, i mean get her into it already, show that you appreciate this. as the guy is about to climax, you force all that weeks worth of meat and protein out, allowing your dump to ooze out from under your choda, hopefully allowing your "dump of love" to reach her chin. like i said, nothing adds romance like the steamer.
I know the above quote is gross; however, I found it hillarious how romantic he made it sound.
This is probably the BEST first post ever ... especially if you know the full context of it (but I'm sure you can imagine it ...
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Originally posted by: kiki.
oh yess
jacuzzi jets are amazing i must say.
p/s first post :clap:
oh yess
jacuzzi jets are amazing i must say.
p/s first post :clap:
My Car ... and the reason I don't have any extra time or money!
lol