FACT: I'm really easy to get along with. In fact, if you message me and you're vaguely interesting, you'll probably find me pretty damn amusing.
FACT: I'm really spontaneous and out-going. Don't be surprised if I start talking about some random topic or tell you my whole life story.
FACT: For being a blonde, I'm actually quite intelligent. I have top grades in school, plus I'm good at solving problems in reality as well.
FACT: I've never been called "shy" for a reason. If you send me a message that isn't disgustingly sexual, I'll probably answer you back.
FACT: I'm a deep-thinker. I tend to look at things differently than others, but I can explain my thoughts well enough to convince others that we're all thinking the same.
FACT: I like to debate. I'm really opinionated and therefore like to let my opinions on topics be known. If I disagree with you, fight back. It's all in good fun.
FACT: I don't give a rat's ass about what others think of me. I'm me and that's the way it's always going to be. If you don't like it, you either learn to live with it, or you move on.
FACT: There are very few people who don't like my personality.
FACT: I'm an honest person. Sometimes I can be brutal, but only if I believe you have a thick enough skin to handle it.
FACT: I'm really aggressive and usually violent. I'll never fight to hurt someone, outside of sport, but I do love to play fight around with everyone and anyone.[/size]
FACT: I'm a prime example of why you can't judge a book by it's cover.
Kaycee is writing a secretive post about Lee, seeing as he refuses to check his friends' blog posts in hopes of making the number reach... Well, probably about as high as our back and forth messages.
Amazing; the word you use to describe something that is awesome, but still exponentially less awesome than Lee Anderson.
Lee has defined my character in more ways than I think he can even imagine.
He has made me exponentially more honest (even, brutally at time) and has shown me that there are people out there who can actually handle the truth.
Although he probably doesn't even realize it, he has let the figurative "monster" in me out. Lee has aided me in understanding that I don't have to hide myself. That I don't always have to do the morally right thing if it means that I am robbing myself of living my life.
He has taught me that it is better to live fast and die young than to never live at all...
Which will probably lead me to my untimely demise.
Lee is not only the person you can go to when you're ex boyfriend is being a douche, but also when you think you're going to die because you just chugged more coffee than humanly possible..
Lee is the kind of guy who will listen to you ramble on for hours about your homicidal tendencies, and never call the psych ward.
Lee is probably the only person in the world who would listen to me describe a rock.
He is the father to my army of NeoNazi's.
He is the gate keeper of my womb.
He is the force that keeps me from completely snapping and taking a shotgun to a select many of you.
But most importantly,
He is all the things I love about myself.
(I sound like a little orgasming fan boy)
I told you I'd do it, Lee.
Don't doubt me. =) <3
1. You would just write on my Facebook wall right when I'm about to sell your shit on Ebay and cut you from my life altogether. You really would. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? Gwarrrr... Find a better way to complicate my life than fucking Facebook. Fucks sakes..
2. Oh Dio, lighten the fuck up. It's not like I'm the first person to ever call you a failure. Possibly the first to date and stab you, while thinking you fail at life, but you should have seen it coming from me.
3. I GET PISSED OFF EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR STATUS UPDATES ON FACEBOOK! GWARRR! I mean, you can be so fucking depressive and heartbroken that your fucking fat ass sea cow of a fucking mate is talking to another fucking bitch, but somehow you don't give a shit that NONE of your best friends talk to you anymore because you're so fucking dumb and desperate for attention. FUCK!
4. I like how because everyone lets you get away with all your bullshit, you think I will too. You know I just like to piss you off because it amuses me right? I humour you into believing I can't manipulate you, but what do you think I do on a regular basis? Bahahaha. Do more drugs so you can keep that little delusional mind of yours that says you're above the rest of us.
5. Remember Holly Springs? You know, where I told you I barely knew you and didn't really give a shit about you, so we should really put all this useless beef behind us. I distinctly remember you agreeing with me, so why are you still being an immature little bitch? Seriously, grow the fuck up. You don't know me, so hating me isn't doing you much good, sweetie.
6. You know what's hilarious? The way you think you're so fucking above everyone else and so much more intelligent, but when it actually comes to debating something with someone who isn't just going to automatically agree with you because you're the almighty fucking Justin Havoc, you can't fucking do it. So you instead stoop to attacking me with some lame fucking line because you can't deal with the fact that you're not always fucking right in everyone's eyes. ( I suppose I did actually say this to him. But I thought it fit here anyways...)
7. Oh fuck off. Just delete my number if you're going to be a little bitch about it.
8. I love how whenever I decide to date someone, you've suddenly always been in love with me. Every fucking time. Hilarious.
9. I swear to Dio that if I find out you used my best fucking friend, I will castrate you. Straight up. I don't care if I'm fucking friends with you too, she comes first in my eyes.
Francois says:
glam metal... just that makes it sound like teens who havent even hit puberty trying to make metal music.
Francois says:
http://musicremedy.com/musicaudio/Nikki-Sixx/Life-Is-Beautiful-141406.wvx
.[14].[K]ayce[E].[18].[ ].--Throw Off Those Chains Of Reason, And Your Prison Disappears.-- says:
... Did you just diss glam metal and then send me a Nikki sixx song?
.[14].[K]ayce[E].[18].[ ].--Throw Off Those Chains Of Reason, And Your Prison Disappears.-- says:
Are you fucking retarded?
Okay. Fuck. Rant.
1) Ever heard of an emotional booty call? Neither did I until I met you. Fuck. Sometimes I think you just keep me around in case she bails on you. Which is ironic seeing as that's pretty well why you get so upset with her. I don't want to hear that you might break up with her. I don't want you to ask my opinion on it. And I don't want to have that little beacon of hope that I may not have wasted the last year and a half of my life on you just to have you barely commit as a friend to me. I have been nothing but honest with you over the months. I straight up told you that I'd rather you be happy than with me. I'm being way more than reasonable about the whole situation, but yet the only times you bother to talk to me suddenly seem to be when you realize I exist because you're pissed off at her. "I'll call you tomorrow. I love you so much." Yeah fucking right. Put the effort in or I won't, bud. And then you'll be fucked.
2) What happened to me being the first one on your list when you thought you could handle anyone but her? And don't feed me that bullshit that you didn't know if I would have said yes. I wouldn't have dealt with you being such a tool over the past few months if I didn't care about you.
3) You're such a moody asshole. And you're so fucking manipulative. I have no idea how I didn't notice that before, and no idea how she puts up with it now. I always thought she was wayyy more outspoken than that, but I guess you're just that good.
4) Way to go against everything you've always told me not to do. You completely changed yourself for him and you let him walk all over you. It's disgusting.
5) Maybe I only want you because I can't have you. But I'm scared that that's not the reason. I'm scared that I actually want you because you're you and awesome and a great friend, but I know I'll never have you because of something I'll never be able to change.
6) I knew I should have just stayed friends with you. The last two weeks just made everything extremely complicated between us. I'm not going to throw away four years for a few nights.
7) There's a reason I call you Mr. Tries Too Hard.
8) I wish you'd stop thinking that I'm faking to you. The person you've seen is the real me. Stop searching for flaws. It's kind of getting tiresome.
9) People are starting to suspect shit between us again. This could be bad. I do wish we could still hang out as much as we used to, but it's not going to happen while you're dating the redneck bitch.
10) Way to throw away all your friends for a seacow. Brav-fucking-o.
Do you know what's not intelligent?
Informing me that, although you've currently been seeing me, you have a thing with my best friend...
While I'm holding a fucking loaded BB gun.
Apparently BBs leave massive welts when shot at point blank range.
Asshole.
1. I really do miss you, but things can never go back to the way they were.
2. I wish you'd just grow up already so I'd have to stop feeling accountable for your actions.
3. That stick to the head hurt. P.S. Did you talk to him yet? Do you hate me now?
4. I hate that you might be right about what you said about him today. You're the last person I'd ever want to hurt.
5. Stop acting like I didn't destroy you. I totally did. Pansy.
6. Ever think that I don't text back because I don't want to talk to you?
7. Fuck. Drinking isn't going to fix your problems.
8. I don't want you to hold me back, but I can't help but wonder what if..
9. I fucking hate you. Leave my life. Now. Fuck.
1. You're not a fighter, cool, or original. Be your own person. I'm so sick of seeing you trying to conform to whoever you're around.
2. He fucking likes you! Just go for it and stop worrying!
3. You know, I really wish we could just leave this all behind and start over. Of course I still have feelings for you, but you always do the same thing over and over again. How can you say you can't live without me and then not talk to me for weeks?
4. I miss being thirteen and oblivious. This is so much more confusing now.
5. You're my best friend, and I hate seeing you drink so much.
6. I love the new car.
7. I wish you'd leave me alone so I don't have to break your heart.
8. You'd be perfect if you weren't 23.
9. You're hot and all, but as a person, you really fucking suck. Get a personality besides cocky asshole. I hope you lose tomorrow just so you get knocked off your high horse.
10. I know you're going to slam me into the boards super hard tomorrow because of shit that happened between 9 (above) and I. However I want you to know that I was ready to date you a long time ago.
11. What the hell happened to you? You used to be fun and exciting. Now you're just a whiny cow. Plus, your boyfriend's a douche.
12. I can not wait for this summer! I want to spend every moment with you! I miss you soo much. I wish you weren't so far.
13 and 14. Come back to Regina soon so we can have super awesome Denny's runs.
15. You have a bloody, gaping vagina and I don't like you much,
16. I wish I knew why you are acting like such a bitch lately.
Why do you have to be twenty three?