hockeypro87 - 19, Male, Kelowna
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Hockey Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
The 10 top reasons why Hockey is so much better than sex.

1. It's legal to play hockey professionally

2. The puck is always hard.

3. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.

4. It lasts a full hour.

5. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

6. Your parents cheer when you score.

7. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.

8. Periods last only 20 min.

9. You can count on it at least twice a week.

10. You can tell your friends about it afterwards
 

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Five Finger Death Punch
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am
Then have you love me for something I ain't
 

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Asshole Time
I'm a fucking asshole and I like it like that
And when I fucking do shit up
People always say what an asshole
And fuck yeah I'm an asshole
So fuck it
 

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Legend Of Zelda Bitch
 

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I'm The Man-Anthrax
Ow!, Ow!

*NOT! NOT!

Yeah...

*NOT!

Now we're Anthrax and we take no shit

And we don't care for writing hits
The sound you hear is what we like
I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your...
Socks!
*YO man, what's the matter with you?
I'll get it the next time, I mean it...

Charlie, beat the beats, the beats you beat
The only thing harder's the smell of my feet
So listen up cuz you might get dissed
Go drain the lizard or take a...
Chair!
Damn...watch the beat!

chorus:
I'm on your case, I'm in your face
*****Kick you and your MOTHER back in place
Step up sucker, understand
*Don't you know THAT

I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!

Shut up!

We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams
And ya think we got egos but we're just hams
Scott plays stickball and likes to skate
Frank is never on time he's always...
Sleeping!
Late!

They drink the drinks, the drinks they drank
I put my money in the bank
They cut their crack, they offer joints
We don't do drugs, do you get our...
Meaning!
Point! Point! Watch the beat!

chorus

For a heavy metal band raps a different way
We like to different and not cliche
They say rap and metal can never mix
*Well all of them can suck OUR
Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area!
*No man, it's DICKS! Ow! Ow!

MASTER!

Fart the farts, the farts he farted
I pick my nose cuz I'm retarted
Like El Duce says smell my anal vapor
And wipe my butt with your...
Face!
Toilet paper! Yo, watch the beat!

chorus

So, as this rap is winding down
It's plain to see we wear the crown
You know Anthrax is number one
But we don't care, we just wanna have...
A festival!
Fun you stupid idiot!

Joey mailed the mail, the mail he mailed
We are the kings that all shout hell
We're like a diamond that is forever
And will remain the hardest ever

I'm so bad, it's a crime

Ow! Ow!

*NOT! NA-NA-NA-NA-NOT!
 

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B.C Weather Station
So my Grandpa has this B.C weather station on his garage door and i thought it was totally awesome

B.C Weather Station
If Your Nuts Are Wet, It's Raining
If Your Nuts Are White, It's Snowing
If Your Nuts Are Moving, It's Windy Out
If You Can't See Your Nuts, It's Foggy Out
If Your Nuts Cast A Shady, The Sun Is Shining
If Your Nuts Feel Hot, Go Sit In The Shade
 

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Gr11 Baby
Day 1 Semester 1
Principles Math 11 Mr Graham
P.E 11 Mr Stregger

Day 2
Computer Programming(CHANGING)
Spanish 11 Mr Fonseca

Day 1 Semester 2
Socials Studies 11 Mr Loyd
Earth Science 11 Mr Volk

Day 2
English 11 Kamp
Video Prod 11 Applegath


Probally Changing alot of it but tell me what we got together
 

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Wooops
Ooopps My Bad
 

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Courtney
So I was supposed to write a blog to bother Courtney
Personally I didn't feel like insulting Journey
So I figure I'll throw these lyrics out there just one more time
Just because




It was labor day weekend I was seventeen
I bought a coke and some gasoline
And I drove out to the county fair
When I saw her for the first time
She was standing there in the ticket line
And it all started right then and there
Oh, a sailers sky made a perfect sunset
And thats the day Ill never forget

I had a barbeque stain on my white tee shirt
She was killing me in that miniskirt
Skippin rocks on the river by the railroad tracks
She had a suntan line and red lipstick
I worked so hard for that first kiss
And a heart dont forget something like that

Well it was five years later on a southbound plane
I was headed down to new orleans
To meet some friends of mine for mardi gras
When I heard a voice from the past
Comin from a few rows back
And when I looked, I couldnt believe just what I saw
She said I bet you dont remember me
And I said only every other memory

I had a barbeque stain on my white tee shirt
You were killing me in that miniskirt
Skippin rocks on the river by the railroad tracks
You had a suntan line and red lipstick
I worked so hard for that first kiss
And a heart dont forget something like that

Like an old photograph
Time can make a feeling fade
But the memory of a first love
Never fades away

I had a barbecue stain on my white tee shirt
She was killing me in that miniskirt
Skippin? rocks on the river by the railroad tracks
She had a sun tan line and red lipstick
I worked so hard for that first kiss
A heart dont forget, no a heart dont forget
I said a heart dont forget something like that
Oh, not something like that
 

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Peeing Is Like Fear
Fear is like having to pee
Everyone in the world has to pee
And sooner or later
Everyone in the world has to put up with the pain of not being able to do it when they want to.
Same thing with fear

 

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Stand Up-Greg MacDonald
Yeah so the other night i was bored again
So i wrote another one of my songs
Not to good but hell lets add it to my collection



Is this where you want to be
Is this what you want be
Are you feeling alright
Or are you just feeling left out
Feeling the power of this song
Because when I stand up

"Chorus
Your all there right along side me
We're just singing our song
Doing what we do
Chorus"

And dam I dont wana see the end
Are we gonna be here in the future
Will we still be the same
That's what I wana know because
When I stand up

"Chorus
Your all there right along side me
We're just singing our song
Doing what we do
Chorus"

As we come near the end were changing
And it's happening were moving
We ain't the same but that's all ok
Just because when I stand

"Chorus
Your all there right along side me
We're just singing our song
Doing what we do
Chorus"

Now what are we gonna do
It's our final years and
Do we really wana let it go
I just need to know that
When I stand up to leave

"Chorus
Your all there right along side me
Were just singing our song
Doing what we do
Chorus"
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Renaldo Lapuz
You know with all this talk about David Cook winning WHO WAS AWESOME ONLY GOOD AMERICAN IDOL EVER minus ruben cuz hes awesome too but anyways
every is always forgetting the REAL STARS such as my new hero RENALDO LAPUZ




His Audition:


And His Most Recent Finale Apperance On American Idol:



Lyrics:
I am your brother
Your best friend forever
Singing the songs
The music that you love
Brothers til the end of time
Together or not
You’re always in my heart
You hurt your feelings
And you will rain on mine
I love you brother


Lets Be Brothers
 

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Hold My Beer-Aaron Pritchett
I've been watching you
watchin every girl in the bar
Payin no attention to the one on your arm
You're a dog
Man, she's smokin
I've seen your kind before
and you think you're so cool
This country boy's gonna take you to school
Hold out your hand
no man, I ain't jokin

And hold my beer
While I kiss you're girlfriend
cause she needs a real man
and not a boy like you-ou
hold my beer
yeah I"m a man on a mission
you don't see what you're missin
but I do, so here
hold my beer

well friend I wouldn't blame you
if you wanted to fight
if you wanna later we can take it outside
but for now
do me a favour

and hold my beer
While I kiss you're girlfriend
cause she needs a real man
and not a boy like you-ou
hold my beer
yeah I"m a man on a mission
you don't see what you're missin
but I do, so here
hold my beer

well guys like you
you ain't good for nothin, no
hold on a second
you gotta be good for something
for somethin
I know

hold my beer
While I kiss you're girlfriend
cause she needs a real man
and not a chump like you-ou
hold my beer
yeah I"m a man on a mission
you don't see what you're missin
but I do, so here
hold my beer

hold my beer
hold my beer
hold my beer
but dont drop it (hold my beer)
no, seriously man, dont drop it
(hold my beer)
cause I-I-I just bought it (hold my beer)
you gonna be hangin around here awhile
you wanna watch my jacket? (hold my beer)
ah thanks man, I'm gonna be out here dancin
with-with your girlfriend (hold my beer)
hold my beer
hold my beer
hold my beeeee-eeeer



god dam im craving an alcoholic beverage right about now molsons and hockey thats what i need so i wrote a mini song

Give me some beer and some hockey
Thats all i really need
Just some beer and some hockey and im fucking happy
Drunk with some buddies
Shooting pucks at each other
....God theres nothing better
THAN BEER AND SOME HOCKEY
 

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Love The Song
Every time I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face getting clearer
The past is gone
It went by, like dusk to dawn
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where it comes and where it goes
I know it's everybody's sin
You got to lose to know how to win

Half my life's
in books' written pages
Lived and learned from fools and
from sages
You know it's true
All the feelings come back to you

Sing it with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away

Yeah, sing it with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dream comes true
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dream comes through
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On, AHHHHHHH

Sing it with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Sing it with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away......
 

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Johnn at the rockets
hahah i should bring johnn to rocket games more often

"HEY GREG check out the dyke"
"Dude I think thats a guy"
"Really?Well he's got a nice ass then"


Then at the intermission

"Are we going the wrong way?"
"Yupp"
"What? Why didn't you tell me?"
"I dunno"


"Then a baby came up and hit him

Mom: Sorry she can be anoying
Johnn:Dont worry I can be too....HI GREG!!!!!!
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