APPEARANCE
I am shorter than 5'5''.
I have many scars.
I tan/ burn easily.
I wish my hair was a different colour.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I've had/have braces. GETTING THEM IN 5 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!**!*!*!*!*
I have more than two piercings.
I have / had piercings in places besides my ears.

EMBARRASSMENT
I've slipped out a lol in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.

HEALTH
I've gotten stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I've had serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.

TRAVELING
I've driven / riden over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Ottawa.
I've gone to Sudbury.
I've been to the Caribbean.
I've been to Europe.

EXPERIENCES
I've gotten lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pyjamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny-dipping.
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a musical.
I've caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a rooftop at night.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding.

RELATIONSHIPS
I'm single. ♥
I'm in a relationship.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I miss someone right now.
I've gotten divorced.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.

DEATH && SUICIDE
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone / something dying.
Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide.
I've planned my own suicide before.
I've written a eulogy for myself.

MATERIALISM
I own over 5 rap CD's.
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime / manga.
I own designer purses costing over $100 a piece.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I collected comic books.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on E-Bay.
I own something from Abercrombie

RANDOM
I can sing well .
Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others easily
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I am a sports fanatic.
I twirl my hair.
I care about grammar.
I love spam.
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
I bake well
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
I would wear pyjamas to school.
I like Martha Stewart.
I know how to shoot a gun.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes
I eat fast food weekly.
I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I like white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
All my answers were totally honest

youmakemesmile!

Pick a friend, any friend, and choose the correct answer, and fill it in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them. See what they say. It's funny!
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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness

Dear (_friend_),

I don't really know how to tell you this,(_1_) . I think I realized it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_).
I'm sure you're (_6_) enough to understand (_7_).
I'm returning (_8_) to you, but I'll keep (_9_) as a memory.
You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).

(_12_),
Name



Dear Danielle,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes . I think I realized it when i quoted Forest Grump in the closet and i saw you sit on my boyfriend.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand the middle east is planning their revenge on you.
I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when i think of your feet and I'm scratching my ass as you read this.

Go drown yourself,
Karina



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ♥

$8.00 Had sex okay why is sex, less than first base :S i don't get this scoring!
$20.00 Went past first base
$10.00 Only went to first base
$1.00 Smoked
$7.00 Got drunk
$100.00 Went skinny dipping
$6.00 Kissed someone of the opposite sex
$8.00 Had more than one bf/gf at the same time isn't that like cheating, and cheating = $50!
$50.00 Cheated
$75.00 Fell asleep in class how is this wotrth 75$??? wtff!!
$2.00 Cheated on a quiz
$50.00 Been expelled
$100.00 Been suspended
$75.00 Been in a fist fight
$2.00 Yelled at a teacher
$6.00 Got oral HOW is this less than first base, fuck this survey!
$8.00 Hand job
$8.00 Prank called the cops
$4.00 Stole something
$100.00 Smoked weed smoking weed is still smoking, and that's worth $1!! bulllshiitt
$10.00 Dyed your hair
$15.00 Made out with someone older
$4.00 Went out with someone older
$10.00 Ate a whole thing of oreos oh yeah cause that's fucking rebel to the the maxxxx
$50.00 Cried yourself to sleep
$50.00 Said you love someone but didnt mean it
$100 Been in love
$ 69.00 Got caught making out with somebody. lmao i wonder why this is 69, and sex isn't!
$10.00 Went streaking
$7.00 Got arrested
$25.00 Made out with someone at a party.
$2.00 Peed in the pool
$0.75 Played spin the bottle this ones funny cause if you add it, everyone will know you played it cause it's the only one with ceeeeeentss!!
$100.00 Done something you regret NO REGRETS!




oh, and my total is::
279.75!!!

Boy Side :
you love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's funny when people get hurt.
You've played with boys on a team
Sometimes shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own an X-Box.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own a gamecube
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You used to/do collect football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love sports.
You talk with food in your mouth
Wear boxers or Girl Boxers
Sleep with your socks on at night
Final score : 12

Girl Side :
You love lipgloss.
You love shopping.
Your mom is like a counsellor.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall.
you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You have at least one thing from Victoria's Secret.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You hate star wars.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 5 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
You love to party
You like the spice girls.
Final Score : 10


BABY YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!

BIRTHDAY TOMORROWWW!!!!!!!!

YEOW

no more mcdonalds, no more summer
now all that's left to do
is
partyy

SHUT UP AND LET ME GO





HEY!

the past is history
the present is a mystery
and right now is a gift
that's why it's called the present.

SUMMERS HERE
even though it doesn't look like it

i'm not gonna lie
i'm pretty excited
late nights,
no sleepovers cause my parents are fags
malibu
bowling
cultus
WOOHOO

sooo i shall be in the states for the whole weekend
so feel free to leave me cute comments/ messages for me to read when i get back

la la la i'm so excited!!

weekly horoscope

That little voice that's trying to tell you something could get quite loud as the week begins. Ignore it at your peril-you'll need to be proactive now, or pay the consequences of not dealing later. If you get things all sorted out, you'll be ready for some much more exciting energy coming from the stars around Thursday and Friday. These are good-lookin', fine-feelin', attention-gettin' days for you, so make the most of them! And here's an idea to keep in mind this weekend: sometimes not getting what you want is better than getting it. Be ready to get creative!