hot.bitch69 - 22, Female, British Columbia
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xcgh d
drunnkkk
happy birhtyday lauren
i love mini botdogs and athe girlssss
wooooh
yay vodkja and rum shots
tequilaaa nighgt
oh carms cut of for thge night!
haha ilu bb
yah
somebvody come join usss
thanbk you lades for5 coming to kamlsiops to hang weith me
ilyu ilu ilu iklu
 

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summers almost done
summer 07 list:

-go to metro town
-see super bad
-go to kamloops
-swim in kiddy pool with carm

-drink sambuca nd like it
-visit dad
-PNE
-road trip with lauren,sam,carm,
-camping trip
-go to derycks cabin

-see patrick before he goes to europe
-party wth john before he goes to college
-re-paint room
-see high school musical 2



summers almost over
 

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friends in no order
best friends!


mike - sweety weve had some hardcore fucking nites nd i luv u so much. bff


lauren - uve been my girl since we were little nd i luv u


carmen - best fuck partners bitch! ur my savior


patrick - i luv u wen ur high...so like all the time. haha man ur hilarius


kyra - i miss u a ton. come back home for a bit babe


sam - ur soo sexy best friends haha


deryck - ur dope to go on roadtrips wth. ur just dope man. fuckin come home


greg - u work to much so i like nvr see u anymore. we need to party in ur dads hummer agin


jamie - i wish u still lived near me,thnk god for shawn driving us everywher. i fucking love u bitch!


tim - we need to hang!!


john - yo bro! ur a fucking dope brother nd i love u. good luck in college,party hard!


kyle - ur fucking amazing nd a sweet dirtbiker. im fuckin jealus!


derek - we dont hang much but we tlk evryday nd i fuckin miss u


caitlin - ur a fucking sex machine nd ur amazing to party wth



 

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srry guys but..
TO EVRYBODY THAT WAS/IS ON MY FRIENDS LIST:

me nd quite a few people on my friends list were getting threads made about them on the Fakers Forum cuz i had "fake" friends so i deleted evrybody nd unless i kno u or u can prove to me that ur real i wont re-add u

k thnx :love:
 

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dinner party
me and my dad,stepmom,4 cousins,auntie,and uncle went to some dinner/cocktail party on sunday night at some peoples big,fancy house
it was pretty fun,got drunk with the cousins. it was hardcore
not only that but i got a new dress to bad my cousin forgot her camera that night

 

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my animals <3

Scraps ~ 2003 - Now


Reeces ~ 2005 - Now


Rocky ~ 1996 - 2003


Fatty McSlim ~ 1999 - Now


I love em all
 

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lovelovelove
your ma bitchez (sam + kelsie + lauren)
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fucking hacked bitch-
your gorgeous hunni and i wudnt trade u for the world
keep on being a hustla yo. haha
besties for life
dont mess with her or you better mess with me fuckers.
dont ever change kels,
i fucking love u bitch
love ya-- sammy


kelsiekins
god your amazing
+ so fucking gorgeous!
amazing times with the gang
fucking rights we get kicked outta spiderman
i fucking love you girlie
lauren marie



damn girl,damn girl,damn girl,damn.
your a fucking hotty and your so hilarious
MIKES A PIMP YO YO.
keep on keeping on
fuck school just get high
bff
mike-dawg



kelsies ma girl
dunt mess with her or ill fucking murder u!
girl i love ya 4ever
ur ma bitch 4 lyfe
GeT cRuNK Yo!
steph ,dunt 4get the name cuz yull b screamin it l8tr
 

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fuck spider man
last nite
i went to the movies with carmen,sam,lauren,steph,mike,greg,and deryck
before hand we were at laurens place getting ripped like usual
so we went down to see spiderman3
nd we almost didnt get caught but 15 minutes into the movie some lady with 2 little kids saw mike holding a 3/4 full 40 pounder of wisers

hahaha
she went and told on us for having alcohol nd sure enuf some guy came and pulled us outta the theater
we were standing outside nd the worker guy had the bottle of wisers in his hand
he told us we had to leave + then started walking away with the bottle nd said he was gonna "confiscate" it

guess who definitly got wasted aftr work?!
hahahaha

then we went back to laurens nd kept partying
fun shit fun shit
 

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wow wut a nite!
Ok,
friday nite i sat in my basement waiting for mike nd deryck to pick me up for sams party.
they got to my house at like 10pm nd we got to sams bout 15 min latr.
sum random guy handed me a budweiser wen we wlked in the door
nd i kinda chugged it

so i found lauren nd carmen in the living room nd we cranked up the music
then lauren decided "hey girlies lets go grind on random ppl!"
so we did,
then me nd sam went to the kitchen with deryck and greg nd started doin shots of straight bacardi
god knows how long that went on for....i was alredy pretty drunk
but sum random guy (from my skool i gess?) brought out two beer bongs
oooooo god it was perdy fun!
aftr that me nd steph came inside nd anothr random guy started dancing wth us then he took steph upstairs for bout an hr or two?
i went and grabbed anothr beer nd me nd patrick shotgunned a cuple of em...really smart.



at like 1am lauren passed out in the backyard nd we got mike to bring her back to my place
wich was good cuz about half n hr later the cops showed up.
we all booked it thru the backyard and over the fence,
i lost my new flats nd $20

but w.e i dint get caught
as far as we kno 10 kids got caught at sams...mostly the fat ppl that cant climb the fence jk

this morning lauren started puking hardcore in my BEDROOM!!
soo i had to clean that shit up at 6 am
now shes still fast asleep and sams upstairs making smoothies

pce out
 

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nice goinnn
(*)Justin(*) says:
id be drillin both of ya
kels + carm(K) says:
haha
(*)Justin(*) says:
i didnt realize how disgusting that looked lol
(*)Justin(*) says:
... it sounded smooooother in my head
 

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kels + carms rad day




















 

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grow up for fuck sakes
okay mum
y do u always hav to make such a fool of urself?
do u think calling me nd john assholes,bitches,sluts,whores, nd druggies makes u a better mum?
come on mum grow up please
im 16 and u expect me to leave the house alredy
how can u kick ur two kids out of the house for no reason cuz ur a alcoholic that wud prefer to spend all her money on weed,shrooms,and liqour insted of on her own kids
grow up please and thanks.
we're still "kids" and wud prefer to hav a place to call home rite now
john's fucking graduating this yr nd ur not helping one bit by telling him to fuck off cuz u wanna "live your own life"
if u didnt want kids u shudnt have had us.
fuckkkkkkkkk
ill cum home when u want me to cum home,until then fuck u and chris!!
u hav neither been ther for me or john when weve needed u
nd id rather not hav to babysit u sumtimes


GROW UP!
 

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420 07
kelsie gerrard Y 420!

April 20th 2004




April 20th 2007 (just a few of the pics)


kelsie + mel


jake


kelsie


jake + lauren's face


kelsie


kelsie (underwear is better than cloths)


sam (cant get pants on)


kelsie + jake


kelsie + mel (dont ask)


sam


sam (dirty whore)


kelsie + carmen


mike's bum + kelsie's hand


kelsie + kelly (420..9 am)


sam + kelsie + lauren


sam (so ripped)
 

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khuif7rf
 

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jabrlatgalbored
STEP ONE:
Spell your name with bands/artists:

kelly clarkson
emerson drive
ludacris
simple plan
imogen heap
elmo (haha he sings dont he)


STEP TWO:
-- Name: kelsie
-- Birth date: Feb. 7
-- Nickname: kels
-- Current Location: mission
-- Eye Color: brownnn
-- Hair Color: blonde
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: idfk

STEP THREE:
-- The shoes you wore today: nothing cuz im sick
-- Your weaknesses: weed + alcohol
-- Your fears: death.
--Your perfect pizza: every topping except ancohvys with lots of cheese
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: get fucking ripped on 420 (will do)

STEP FOUR:
-- Your best physical feature: everything im a babe jk jk im not that conceited uh idk
-- Your bedtime: sooner or later
-- Most missed memory: california 06

STEP FIVE:
This Or That...

-- Pepsi or Coke: idc
-- McDonald's or Burger King: mc Ds yo
-- Adidas or Nike: dont give a fuck
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
-- Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: ice cap

STEP SIX:
Do You...

-- Smoke: ya
-- Curse: ya
-- Sing: i wish
-- Dance: ya
-- Take a shower everyday: ya
-- Have a crush: no not relly
-- Do you think you've been in love?: ya with LAUREN bestys
-- Want to go to college: idk
-- Like(d) high school: i like being a teen but fucking hate high school
-- Want to get married: ya
-- Get motion sickness: only on planes
-- Think you're attractive: ya
-- Think you're a health freak: no
-- Get along with your parents: my mom + step dad not my dad + step mom tho
-- Play an instrument: does the pipe count

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month...

-- Gone to the mall: ya metro
-- Kissed someone: ya
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten Sushi: ya
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: ya with lauren! crunk cookies
-- Gone Skinny dipping: no
-- Stolen anything: from greg (two joints haha)



STEP EIGHT:
Ever...

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: ya strip poker + i suck badly
-- If so, was it mixed company: ya
-- Been beaten up: no
-- Shoplifted: ya

STEP NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married: later
-- Numbers of Children: 2
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: idfk
-- What country would you most like to visit?: mexico i havnt been yet


STEP TEN:
In the opposite sex.

-- Best eye color?: idc
-- Best hair color?: idc
-- Short hair or long hair?: depends
-- Height: whatever works
-- Best weight: more than me
-- Best articles of clothing: idc


STEP ELEVEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: a few
-- Number of CDs that I own: over a hunderd
-- Number of tattoos: none yet
-- Number of peircings: 4 more soon maybe
 

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