Dancer Facts
1. When standing around waiting for something we must stretch. Be it a calf muscle, a thigh or something else. It’s an instinct-----very true
2. When we have a long strip of open floor we are yearning to do something across it, but are afraid of the looks we might get.--half true i just dance
3. We really would rather be dancing- oh yes
4. Outside of dance we are actually very clumsy and accident prone.-yes pole
5. Outside of the studio we don’t look like dancers either, we slouch, scuff our feet and are completely unbeautiful.- ph yes
6. When in stores dancing is imminent. Turns, jumps and poses are sure to happen as soon as the isle is clear.- yeh music hello
7. Crack the back, we must crack the back.-groose but yes
8. If we try to crack the back, but fail, its rather depressing.-yah call t\tee
9. When we hear music that we’ve danced to we have to do a part of that dance no matter who looks at us.- oh yes
10. No where else but in a dance studio will you see so many people taking off clothing and no one batting an eye.-mmmhmm chole and me
11. Dance has a specific smell, non dancers will never understand it.-yeh
12. We all get shin splints sooner or later-oohh mine hurt
13. We can find rhythm in everything, music, hammering, turning signals, walking, everything and anything.-yes but not wit jer jer
14. Everything is counted in eighths. - yes even in band
15. We stand in variations of first, third and fourth. And occasionally second and fifth.- yes its not a fuckin tee fuck u pagent
16. It’s not uncommon for dancers to scream when watching a video of a really good dancer doing something incredible.-aaaaa travis
17. There’s always someone better than us-unfortunatly yes
18. We are always too fat.-mmmhmmm
19. Flexibility doesn’t phase us.-i love flexibleness
20. When you’ve just done something not very hard but get a great applause, try not to laugh.-hmmmm yeh
21.We really hate when someone just joins dance and automatically calls themselves "a dancer".-yesssss
22. Pointe shoes really do suck, they are pure evil, they are straight from hell.-yessss
23. Blisters, raw skin, blood, missing or warped toe nails are all part of the game.- yeh i love it
24. Males should have to wear pointe shoes for at least a week so they may know the pain we must go through- yes
25. My feet hurt---mmmhhhmmm musco so