Chris Miller does not take any responseability if any one is offened by what they are about to view. We do not give out refunds of time or money
life started off great i came out of the warmth of my mother to see a man wearing mask and then turning around and saying congratulations it's a baby boy, i remberthen about four or so years latter i was in daycare where i met one of my oldest friends Josh Norlander. me and josh quickly grew to like eachother (this means we became friends not what your thinking you sick tom cruis like figure) this was the team that we teamed up with another group of guys to become the lego group. a group dedicated to the coolest guys alive and all the member are those guys so we used to play with lego till we turned blue in the face but eventually the time came where it was time for me and Josh Norlander to move on to the next step of life that step was kindergarden. it was like heaven there all my friends around me and there was milk and cookies oh how i loved the milk and cookies they were the best part of kindergarden that and recess where we would play boys chase girls or girls chase boys, that was what all the cool kids did during recess and if you weren't cool like us then you weren't cool enough to do "nothin". then our group moved into the jr.high days in which we spent at MJH (Montgomery Junior High) were we met such teachers as Mr.Epp or Mrs.Man but those years sucked so the book is skiping them to my japan trip jeffo, so i ended up hanging out with mike and josh who got me hooked into this whole japan is cool thing which kinda got all siked to find out three years latter that i'm going to japan. this is where jeff comes into the story you see he was a pretty lonley guy he would sit by himself during choir snack time and everything so i decided to take him in and show him that there is more to being a man then just being born. he icked up on this theory quite quick and ended up back on the right track of life oh ya i ruled that one, so that happened then one night got off work came home and started eating when i all of a sudden get this phone call and it was the mighty Dragoon Josh who was like come party with me in in Kazam Dark Knight night Chris Samuri D and that theif mirthra are coming then we have are magic users who can help. so i joinded this party but before we could start lvlinthe mirthra pulled out her magic bag and said her use this itemit will give you more strength you'll be able to climb up wall and eat frogs so we all used this item and the lvin was going great untill we got seperated and i ended up clibing throug my window and started writing about my life. This now conclude the life and times of Chirs Miller...............................................
well that was really mean of him he's wrong cause people like you cause your you and nothin he says will ever change that. sorry i learned my lesson never go on nex when you've been drinking sorry if i have offended you but i'm just typing and i don't know what i am saying oh shit i am a fast typer when i have been drinking wink wink lol
Now some people are wondering well i hate the young canadians but well how do i get rid of them for good? Is there a type of raid that kills young canadains? Wel i'm sorry to inform you that raid has not quite gotten to that point, in their pest control conquest, but there are a couple way to deal with a young canadain. First of all if you can't see them then they can't bother you, the first thing you do is take a sheet with you and a paper bag with some eye holes cut out, oh and cut a peice out of the sheet for their face. Now plant a distraction in front of them, a piece of candy, money a used condom (this blog is rated pg so i'm not going into that) then when they bend over to pick it up you slip the sheet over them so that their face is poking through the hole then put the paper bag over their head and volla now you don't have to see their face or their body, thus for they can not bother you any more, but if that doesn't tell all the young canaidans that the location of the stampede has been changed to a place with a better view like on top of a cliff. Now this is page out of the native ablerta tribes peoples book, once youhave them on the edge of the cliff get on your horse and start making loud noises then they'll just run off cliff and die, but make sure you check them at the bottom to make sure their dead cause they might try to break eachothers fall if this happens just give them some candy and leave them because they will probly die in a couple months form aids. and that is how to kill a young canadain that you and good night.
