~*KaNdAnCe*~ -MAN I FUCKEN LOVE UR BONG!! that thing has gotten me pretty fucked up many of times..... Remember the 3 day binge.... never mind it was kinda a blur...another interesting moment is when we had to push jesses car that right sucked.....lol...6y77uuuuuu766(this is weasels input... lol) ( do u also remember the time we fought over an M&M cuz we were munchin hard core and then we stole james... and the time that weasel tried to eat ur toast... lol but anyways i love ya...... UR SEXXY!!

.Snare-dude. -Many of good times at the doobie spot.... Mariah"Do we really need to go all the way out to the doobie spot to get high, Amanda and Kyle "Ya we do but now u can get out for sayin that"... LOL. The marathons were pretty fucked up to lol.... the 3 day binge... cant say i remember much of that... the 3 days after really sucked though ... lol *The three amigos* (Court, you, and me) I love u guys!!

[CoUrT] -I love u gurl !! I cant believe that we didnt hang out b4... Ur fucken awsome... we have had some pretty interesting moments...lol... 007ing around swan hills school in the middle of the night when we were supposed to be sleeping..... all the marathons..... everytime i had to yell at u cuz u were bein loud...... the night were are goin to have today cuz its ur birthday and its halloween partyin on a school nite again lol... i fucken love u and u r definetly the HOTTEST chick i have ever seen !!

SuPa~GuRl - U R MY SISTER FOR LIFE MAN.... I fucken love u.... we have been friends since we were babies and we always seemed to live right beside each other.... its like we were meant to be friends.... we have had some pretty big fights but like 2 hours later we werent mad anymore like our longest fight was 2 days.... thats not good lol... we have had some pretty awsome moments to.... like runnin wit our shirts off kaybob drive lol.... basically everyday of our lives .... i fucken love u and we will be friends for life.... its destiny !!


~sanchez~ - Ur a pretty hip kat !! We have had some pretty good times together.... remember when we drove till like 5 in the morning in ur shitty car and then we slept for an hour in the campground.... that was jim u megan and i..... and when we went to whitecourt in the same shitty car and on the way back it started to rain and we went to roll up the window and it got stuck and we were freezing and i was gettin soaked because i was in the back seat right behind the window.... like i would have rather bein in school instead of skippin and goin to whitecourt.... oh ya do u also remember the time we have to go get ur cuzin from mostiwich and ur car was fucked up again and all this fucken smoke just took over the whole car and we had all the windows down and we still couldnt see and we were goin down the highway and i had my head out the window gaspin for air... lol that car didnt do very much good for us im goin to have to say... lol but i love u anyways and im sure we will have very many drunkin nights and shitty nights with ur car...

Mancha -man u r the coolest cuzin i have ever had...other than ashley i have had so pretty wild moments wit her but u were there for them all except the ones u have missed lately but some of then i dont even wat to remember but some of them were pretty awsome like last nite lol (halloween & courts b-day)... We have known each other for are like whole lives... r dads used to live together and our moms go for coffee like every nite.... well they used to my mom is kinda busy now... but anyways my parents love u like u can get away wit anything like all those times when u werent supposed to be in my house like swear to god if u were anyone else u would have died....u have helped me through so really hard times... ur like the only one of my friends that i could tell anything to and not worry about it... u gave me really good advice but since u have been gone i have done some pretty stupid stuff... i think its cuz ur not here to kick the shit out of my.... lol i love u man and i hope that we know eachother for the rest of our lives.... i mean it man i hope i always know u r and awsome person and i hope u find someone that doesnt treat u like shit like most of the guys that i have went throught...

Ali - im sorry guys my sis had to be next.... i know she will never see this but i guess i could show her one day... i love this girl..... when we lived together im not goin to lie we didnt get along at all....i never a couple of times my mom came home and i had a black eye and ali had nothing wrong wit her.... ya u know wats bad shes almost 2 years younger than me and if i were to hit her my parents would lose it but she always got away wit hittin me just cuz she was the baby... u little bitch lol u got away wit everything cuz u were the good kid... i remember when u were the bad kid and i was the good kid... that changed the minute i got into grade 7 lol... our parents hated me after that.... u have the 4 B's and im goin to stick wit it... u got the Boyfriend, the Brians, the Body, and the Boobs... i got the Boobs and sometimes the Brians when i try... i hate u for it... u got everything ur out parents pride and joty and i was just there to make moms life a living hell... lol.... i had to leave and i want u to know it had nothing to do wit u ... i love u ... u were always there for me and u were never dissappoited in me and u learned wat not to do in life from me... like i helped u out alittle bit, out parents were always mad at me so u got off the hook all the time... we'll i guess i got u in trouble alot to though... and im sorry for that... remember always do the opposite of wat i am doin... i might be alright in the workin world but u will always have to better job cuz u had a dream of bein someone important and i respect u for that... i hope ur life turns out better than mine and dont ask me to babysit if they kids turn out to be like u ... lol dont worry i will always be there for u ... anytime... call me when ever... i fucken love u and dont forget that !!



IF U R NOT ON THE PAGE IT IS BECUZ I JUST STARTED AND I HAVE TO GIVE ANDY I TURN ON THE COMP SO ILL PUT U ON THERE L8R

My awsome parents - i know my mom feels like she is the reason i left home.... I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR RIGHT NOW THAT I LOVE MY PARENTS AND I WOULD NOT MOVE AWAY FROM THEM TO HURT THEM....i moved becuz i was cause i was becomin a hassel and i was startin to make my parents fight all the time... im tellin u right now that dont move out of ur parents house until u r ready... i know u might hate the rules now but u will miss ur parents and its definetly not worth it... ur parents love u and make rules for a reason... i am probably not the person that should be sayin this cuz i never listened to the rules... like never i put my parents through hell... i feel so bad for it now.... life would be so much better if i just still with my parents like u guys dont realize how much money u need... like ur parents do alot for u and none of u guys realize it... respect ur parents i sure do now.... but enought about my life story this is supposed to be a tribute to my parents... i love these people so much... they did nothing but love me and they still do so that proves that they were true parents and they always will be.... i will always remember the funny years i used to have wit them... me and my mom were always fightin but we couldnt be that mad for long... we loved each other so much... and i want her to know that i will always love her and i will prove to her and my dad that they didnt not raise a loser... they taught my right from wrong and i want the whole world to know how good of a job they did... they watch out for me like know one else... they were so protective... like my dad said he would go to jail cuz he would kill anyone that tried to hurt me so u little fuckers better watch out.... my mom was the parent with the rules and my dad was the fun one but when my mom was having a good day we would have a blast... i remember one dance one of my friends was moving the next day and my mom wouldnt let me go and then she came home and it was like maybe an hour later and i wasnt even mad at her anymore cuz she had reasons not to let me good and she was stickin to them and i appreciate her for it... we went down to IGA and go some soup and some other food and we ate like bachalors and i loved every minute of it and i loved goin to edmonton shoppin wit her... she always spent so much money on me and my sis... but dont u worry she always spent alot more on herself lol... my mom loves to spent money... its like her hobbie... my parents made me into a really rounded person and i love them for it... my dad was always the fun one... he would get really mad at me and then sorry for it and just cherish me the rest of the nite... he bought me and my sis both sleds and quads... we have always had money for toys like that... and did we ever have fun wit them.... the minute my dad had a day off and my mom too (it wasnt very often but it was good when it did happen) we would go out and just make a day out of it... my parents were never home but they did an awsome job when they were home... and im pretty sure me and my sis didnt turn out that bad.... i also loved to go truckin wit my dad... my parents own there own business so they worked 24/7.... we would go as a family when i was younger and then my dad took me and my sis a couple times after... it was awsome it was just mine and my dads time... and i wouldnt give up anything for it and times wit me and my mom were just as great.... i love u guys and i hope i never loss u....





Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for
free.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against
marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just

to get a little sausage.

Men are like....!!!!!!!!

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out
of you.

2. Men are like Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm
they are.

3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change
them.

4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.

5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word
they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always
1/2 off.

8. Men are like .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

10. Men are like .Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.