NAME- Ron E Johnston
Status-Single
Habits-Drinkin
Colour- dark brown hair and eyes
Fun Easy Goin and am good at what i do ; )
Tattoos-3
Peircings-2


One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too

IF UR WANT UR TEETH TO LOOK BETTER, GRAB A FRIEND AND BRUSH TOGETHER

DOPE
"People Are People"

Can't you understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand

People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along awfully
People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along awfully

So now theres differents colors
And theres differents breeds
And different people
Have different needs
It's obvious you hate me
Though I've done nothing wrong
I've never even met you
So what I could I have done

Can't you understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand

People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along awfully
People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along awfully

So now you're punching
And you're kicking
And you're screaming at me
You're relying on my common decency
I know it hasn't surfaced
But I'm sure it exists
It just takes a while to travel
From my head to my fist (Boom)

Can't you understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand

People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along awfully
People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along awfully

Can't you understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
Can't you understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand

People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along awfully
People are people
So why should it be
That you and I should get along awfully

People are people
Why should it be that we get along so awfully
(Cant you understand) why should it be
Cant we get along cause people are people
(Cant you understand) Why should it be
Cant we get along cause people are people
(Cant you understand) Why should it be
Cant we get along cause people are people


i like to have fun

i like to party

i like to do stuff

thunders storms- best time to make out

rain-best time to make out out side

snow board- i have a mole



roller blade- funn shitt

X treme sports- ne thing awsome

LIVING DEAD GIRL BY ROB ZOMBIE KIKS ASSSS
DOPE
SALIVA
SUBLIME
CHILDREN OF BODEM
DRAGON FORCE
BRAKING BENJAMINS
BAT COUNTRY BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD IS WICKED
TWISTED TRANSITOR BY KORN IS AWSOME
SLIPKNOT IS WICKEDLY AWSOME
ACDC
KISS
OZZY
BLINK 182
SOCIAL CODE
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE
LIMP BISKUT





DATING IS ALOT LIKE FISHING
U NEED THE RIGHT BATE FOR THE JOB
AND THE RIGHT HOOK
LOOKS, SMELLS, AND EYE CATCHING FETURES ARE A MUST
IF UR WORM IS TO SMALL ULL BE LUCKY TO GET A BITE
IF YOU WORM IS BIG THEN THE FISH WILL COME RUNNIN TO YOU
U CAN CATCH AND RELEASE
OR U CAN CATCH AND EAT
THE ONES U RELEASE MEEN NO MORE TO U THAN THE BAIT U R USING
THE ONES U KEEP U EAT AND THEY NURISH SO THEY R WITH U FOREVER
THERE ARE MANY BAD CATCHES
SMALL OR NOT GOOD
BUT THERE ARE SO MANY MORE PRICE WINNING FISH
BIG HOLSOME
TROPHY WINNERS
MORAL OF THE STORY
IF UR GOOD AT FISHING
UR GOOD AT DATING



Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)
>1) That's not right............................................. ....Sum Ting Wong
>2) Are you harboring a fugitive?...........................Hu Yu Hai Ding
>3) See me ASAP.............................................. .........Kum Hia Nao
>4) Stupid Man............................................... ...................Dum Fuk
>5) Small Horse............................................. ...............Tai Ni Po Ni
>6) Did you go to the beach?...................................Wai Yu So Tan
>7) I bumped into a coffee table.....................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
>8 ) I think you need a face lift........................................Chin Tu Fat
>9) It's very dark in here.............................................. .Wai So Dim
>10) I thought you were on a diet....................Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>11) This is a tow away zone.....................................No Pah King
>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....Wai Yu Kum Nao?
>13) Staying out of sight............................................. ..Lie Ying Lo
>14) He's cleaning his automobile..............................Wa Shing Ka
>15) Your body odor is offensive..............................Yu Stin Ki Pu
>16) Great............................................. ...................Fa Kin Su Pah

---WORST PICK UP LINES EVER CREATED

--R U A BEAVER???-----CUS DDDDDAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN

---HEY HERES A COUPON---50% BETTER CHANCE OF AN ORGASM

---HOW BOUT U ME AND UR MOM HAVE SUM FUN

---IF I SAID I WAS 9 INCHES-- WOULD U BUY ME A DRINK