TEN REASONS TO DATE A HOCKEY CHICK

1.they love to score
2.they have good hand eye coordination
3.they only need 1 minute rests
4.they can "shimey the shaft"
5.they are really ruff
6.they can play for a long time
7.they can dress and undress pretty fast
8.they can get crushed and keep playing
9.they know when to leave
10.they can take a shot in the face and keep playing

10 Reasons to Date a Soccer Girl

10 They don't want to spend their every waking moment with you---they're spending every evening at the soccer field.

9 They understand the meaning of bonding with the guys---they do it every weekday from 3:30-6:00.

8 They aren't as caught up in looking their best for everyone---only you and the Lord.

7 They don't make you drive them everywhere--- when they need a ride to practice they find one whether its you or not.

6 They don't let a tear shed when they sprain an ankle or wrist let alone break a nail. They're back in the game 15 minutes later.

5 They are more interested in sitting at your house drinking gatorade and watching college football than getting tickets for the newest boy band's concert.

4 They look beautiful to you with their broken nose even though its blue and swollen and can't be covered by even the best makeup, because you understand their proud of it.

3 They never complain about the way your truck smells cause chances are their bag smells worse.

2 They don't make you listen to all their petty team arguments. When one player has a problem with another, they sort it out for the good of the team.

1 They care about soccer more than anything but when they bust their knee or break their leg there's only one thing that can comfort them...you. And all the time that you weren't together is forgotten cause you got to share that moment. [/size][/size]

20 reasons to date a soccer player:
20)we r always on top
19)we'll do it newhere & netime
18)we have great ball handling skills
17)we go hard for 90 minutes
16)we leave the lights on for nite games
15)sweating is no problem
14)we kno how 2 head the ball
13)if we get hurt were back in the game 5 minutes later
12)overtime gets very exciting
11)we r used to scoring
10)we rnt afraid 2 get down & dirty
9)we kno how 2 get the ball in the box
8)we can do it in 11 different possitions
7)we get excited when we win
6)we suck when its cold
5)we r ready for nething that comes our way
4)we still perform well when the field is wet and sloppy
3)we yell when we like whats going on
2)we r used to ppl sliding into us
1)the games not over until someone scores!