Meghan
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!!!***~~LEGAL~~***!!!***~~LADY FALCON~~***!!!***~~MEGHAN~~***!!!***~~GRAD 2006~~***!!!***~~SINGLE~~***!!!
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!!!***~~LEGAL~~***!!!***~~LADY FALCON~~***!!!***~~MEGHAN~~***!!!***~~GRAD 2006~~***!!!***~~SINGLE~~***!!!
PROUD TO BE CANADIAN
PROUD TO BE IRISH
*12 reasons why you should date a Rugby player*
1. We can do it 80 minutes straight in 15 different positions
2. We’re used 2 scoring big and taking pain
3. We love the grass
4. We’ll make u scream 4 more
5. Getting sweaty and dirty is no problem
6. Skill and moves are definite
7. We'll play anywhere and anytime
8. we play well with others
9. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it
10. We’re always on the top of the game
11. We know when to take charge
12. We also know when to play rough
You Know You're A Rugby Player When...
* being a hooker is greatly appreciated and encouraged.
* you tape your entire body before a game because everything hurts.
* being the best hooker on the team is a compliment.
* stripping is a skill.
* sticking your hand between someone else's legs isn't seen as sexual harassment.
* showering after the game to go drinking is completely unheard of.
* you wear spandex at least 3 times a week.
* you have a really funny-looking tan from the middle of your knee to your mid-thigh and the rest of your leg is completely white.
* you see somebody fall down on the sidewalk and you yell, "Ruck over!"
* you have to take a shower to decipher the bruises from dirt on your body after a game.
* you worry about keeping your ears attached during a game.
* bruises on your body are a point of pride.
* your school mates look at you and say, "You should get your cat de-clawed." and you don't even own a cat.
* you can belt out the most insulting and vulgar tunes and no one bats an eyelash , instead they just sing along!
~ I say What * i SaY & I MeAn EvERy Word $ [/size]
A poem for girls...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
I Know what I am and you may not like what I am but at least I can say I know what I am. Can you say that??