Pick the month
you were born in:
1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I slept with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - i am goin 2 b
6 - I Banged
7 - I raped
8 -I smoked with
9 - I ran naked with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ate
12-I killed
Pick the day (number)
you were born on:
01 - Spongebob
02 - Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - a homo
05 - a jew
06 - the kool-aid man
07 - a male stripper
08 - a whore
09 - a jellybean
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a gangster
15 - a trojan man
16 - my neighbor
17 - a jew
18 - a jar of honey
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - george bush
22 - a cute guy
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - Barney the dinosaur
26 - my crush
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma
Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::
White - because I smoke crack
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because im hot as hell
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because that bitch stole my taco
8 -I smoked with
10 - a bag of weed
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Oh dear
