My Name ls Cocaine
My name is cocaine call me coc for short
l entered this country without a passport
Ever since, l made some scum rich
Some have been murdered and found in a ditch
More valued then diamonds, more treasured than gold
Use me once and you too will be sold
lll make a school boy forget his books
lll make a beauty queen forget her looks
lll take a renound speaker and make him a bore
lll take your mother and make her a whore
lll make a teacher forget how to teach
lll make a preacher not want to preach
lll take all your rent money and you'll be evicted
lll murder your babies or they will be born addicted
lll make you want to rob, steal or kill
when your under my power you'll have not a will
Remember my friend, My name is big C
lf you try me one time, you may never be free
l've destroyed actors, politicans and many a hero
l've decreased bank accounts from millions to zero
l make shooting and stabbing a common affair
Once l take charge you wont have a prayer
Now that you know me what will you do?
You have to decide it's all up to you
The day you decide to sit in my saddle
The decision is one that no one can handle
Listen to me and please listen well
When you ride with cocaine, Your headed for Hell!
Subject: Man, there are some stupid people out there!
Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics,
these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.
Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an
International Tourism Website.
Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?
(England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch
them die.
Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad
tracks?(Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to
contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a
list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: What, did your last slave die?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada?
(USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Ca-na-da is that big country to your North..oh forget it. Sure, the
hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here
and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?(England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday
night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can
you sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female
population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year
round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is
illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the
brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying
yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Q: What about speaking French in Vancouver? (Finland)
A: it is mandatory, if you do not speak French we will leave you standing outside naked in -40 degrees weather where Polar Bears will eat you alive.
Q: Do car headlights turn on automatically at night? (Italy)
A: Probably not. Why, do yours?
Q: Have Canadians ever heard of the internet? (Germany)
A: Err...no...and right now I am answering this question through a very unique system of telepathy.
Q: How can you write words in your language when you are using the american alphabet...I mean, we already use all the words? (USA)
A: Ellway, inyay Anadacay eway itewray inyay igPay atinLay. Avehay unfay understandingyay ethay eetstray ignssay. This is how we write in Canadian...
Circle of destruction
start of world construction
Mass confusion
life and death
cannot decide which I like best
beginings and endings
subliminal message sendings
no truths being told
false hope we hold.
Death takes over,
Human abduction.
start again in the
Circle of destruction.
Alone in Thought
We give all we can, we work till we die,
we're never paid back but we still try.
We go on, we still believe.
One day it will come around, the way we let it go,
I gave all I had, down to the shirt on my back,
I've proven nothing just fallen off track.
So here I go, a bottle and a joint,
my minds Fucked I cant think, what's the point?
I've given it up, started again.
Where do I go? How do I begin?
No fingers are pointing, no advice being given.
What's wrong with this place, this world we live in?
How do you start or get what you want
with past doings in mind that live and haunt?
I try so hard to make dreams come true,
but it's thrown in my face, society's screwed.
I was given no breaks, by your rules I abide,
I'm left with nothing more,
I'm sorry I tried.
