iamdoofus - 25, Male, Calgary
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Mom!?
 

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A thought
I don't understand people sometimes.
However, some things are just not worth comprehending.
 

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punerrific
 

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hahahahhaha
 

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WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS!?
 

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Baha



 

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wicked facebook status
 

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FIGURE OUT YOUR SHIT
 

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vampire bf
 

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Duuuumb bitch
 

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welcome to canada!
 

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ayooo
 

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why am I doing this?
1. who was the last person to text you?
it was Dee at 3 am on saturday asking about the happenings in Egypt, THE NIGHT MY PHONE DIED qq

2. where are you right now?
on mai bed

3. last thing you ate?
uh...I haven't eaten today

4. what's in your fridge?
chili, apples, ground beef, condiments, other stuff

5. how many sweaters do you own?
not many, 5 maybe

6. what kind of phone do you have?
blackberry torch, UGH

7. how long does it take you to get ready?
When I was putting on my uniform, I needed extra time because of the duty belt and vest. Now with just wearing plain clothes, it takes me 15-20 minutes

8. where do you work?
I work for Alberta Health and go to different hospitals all over the city

9. how many songs are on your itunes?
I don't have itunes

10. do you sleep alone most nights?
yep, fuck sharing my bed

11. do you spend a lot of money?
yes, bills are expensive and I like to go out.

12. how many contacts are in your phone?
I don't know, IT'S NOT WORKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

13. what are you listening to right now?
the hum of my laptop

14. what are you doing today?
going to sort out this silly phone business, hitting up the gym and cleaning up the 2nd room in my apartment (haha, let's see how long that lasts)

15. anything weird happen in your life lately?
my whole life is a fucking drama lately, I can't fucking stand it.

16. who's the last person you kissed and when?
I kissed a girl on the cheek at the bar on saturday

17. how many tabs do you have open and what are they?
2 for nex

18. how many messages a day do you get?
I don't keep track because I'm a reply fiend, I just reply as soon as I get them.

19. what are you wearing?
uh...hehe

20. who's at your house right now?
Only moi

21. any plans for the weekend?
am I working? I can't remember, since my phone isn't working and I left the pretty schedule I drew up at work, I don't know but I don't think I am working so hoorah!

22. have you ever kissed somebody starting with an S?
Yes, yes I have.

23. how often do you take a shower?
erryday, sometimes twice depending

24. how's the weather?
surprisingly warm for this time of year, not a lot of snow and today it was 6 degrees!

25. what's your sleeping schedule like?
my schedule is more volatile then a bipolar disorder off medication.
I woke up today at 1pm after a night shift.
26. morning or night person?
I live for the night

27. where was your last road trip to?
edmonton, I don't know if I call that a road trip though.

28. what are you doing for xmas?
working, like I do every year because I don't celebrate it. I work so that other people don't have to so they can be with their family, somebody give this guy an award.

29. how was your halloween?
It was really good except for the fiasco on the saturday night, fuck that was retarded

30. how long have you been friends with your best friend?
7 years

31. do you like anyone?
I do!

32. what kind of computer do you use?
HP laptop

33. last fast food you ate?
I DON'T REMEMBER, STOP INTERROGATING MY DIET.

34. who's vehicle were you in last?
If this is referring to somebody else's, I was in Eneesa's car on saturday

35. anyone you'd like to meet?
a few people

36. when was the last time you lied?
I never lie, BLASPHEMY yesterday

37. favorite piece of jewelry?
my watch

38. when was the last time you did something illegal?
hmm...I don't know?

39. where do you live?
calgaaaaaayry

40. do you have plus?
I do.

41. do you like your coworkers?
depends on the team I'm working with. Some of them can be obnoxious as fuck.
Don't get me started on some of the nurses I work with either

42. is your room messy?
Just some clothes here and there, otherwise it looks good.

43. have you ever been chased by the cops?
when I was 15, I had to carry my drunk friend and hobble through the goddamn bushes

44. ever been threatened?
I get threatened at work on a regular basis, but since work is all retarded not so much
On saturday I was threatened when I was out by this idiot who wouldn't leave me alone.

45. last movie you watched?
mary shelley's Frankenstein, SO GOOD

46. when was the last time you got dressed up?
saturday, bday party

47. favorite genre of music?
r+b/soul

48. do you floss?
not as often as I should

49. do you own a watch?
several, I love my watches

50. do you enjoy your life?
Not right now, but it'll get better.
 

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Frankenstein


I watched Mary Shelley's Frankenstein last night and was very moved.
What a great movie.
 

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Fuck
I'm angry all the time, it really hit me today while I was walking through the mall.

I'm so fed up with having control over nothing in my life, I feel like a slave to everything and that no matter what I do, it won't matter.

It'll pass eventually though, but it's just obnoxious in the meantime.


Also, my phone doesn't work, FUCK.
 

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