A recent midnight round of senselessly throwing punches at my good friend Andrew gave me a brilliant notion, something original... a Club of fighting. ill bet nobody else has ever had the imagination to think up something this cool. All we need now is countless empty warehouses or bar basements in which to hold our meetings of all the members that will join and eventually be turned into drone-like soldiers who will then go on to blow lots of shit up for the estranged ideals inspired by my schizophrenic mind.. oh yah did i mention im schizophrenic? Wow i really think this will work... maybe hollywood will make a movie out of this someday make a movie about it...

Sincerly Ian Lee, i mean Chuck Palahniuk... . what do i mean?