Pretty much, there isn't much to me. Except the infinity which makes up every persons soul; the descrimination of every action, and the watching of every movement, flawing every attempt; crushing every will, forging every inadequacy. The eternity which we live when we want to die, and thats about it, nothing special.

Now, this is the section of my profile that I say a whole load of untrue things, taking advantage of the fact that nobody bothers reading this, but instead I am judged by my pictures. So I am going to live out all of my (and probebly several other people's) fantasies...

First of all, I am in direct relation to the greater demon Maphisto. And until I get my books back, all spelling mistakes shall remain.
So, being related to a greater demon of pain, pestilance, and horror has given me special abilities (listed elsewhere).
Gangis Kan was actualy listening to my strategic advice during that era...but the chinese paid me to single handedly build that wall. Took like a week.

I don't like to boast, but I have a dragon that breathes fire.
No mortal can veiw my true form without exploding into a pusy mess
I stand seventeen feet tall at the shoulders, and can carry seven burly mountain men in my hands.

I single handedly thwarted the black market. The people rejoiced.
I implimented my own, more orginised, deadly, orginisation in it's stead. The people morned.
I also defeated the black plague. People thought I was a pretty cool guy.
Until I told them that I created the black plague in the first place.
Bitch.

We discussed it, and when you die, you don't go to heaven, hell, or the abyss. You go to an office, where you spend the rest of eternity disecting every possible devision in the coarse of your life; what you chose, and where you could have gone.

There is no man in my life named Doug.
There is, however a small girl named Leah.
She eats souls.

IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!on​e FUCK I'M LAME

98% Of The Teenage Population Does Or Has Tried Smoking Pot.
If You Are One Of The 98%
Who Is Sick Of The Other 2%
And Their No-Pot Pride,
Tell Them To Go Fuck Themselves
And Copy This
Into Your Profile.

Bliss
Camping
sining
Snowboarding, until I fall down and break my knees...again.
Poetry
pencils
Dragons
Wilson Pascoe (roar for good music)
Metal gear awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The hopeless prospect of an eventfull life.


Rick.



Niel Young
Nirvana
The Doors (gunna turn back time and see 'em live)
Tool (saw 'em live)
Wolfmother
Led Zeplin
Electric Six
The Robot Ate Me
Muse
Sublime
Metric
Linkin Park
Postal Service
System of a Down
The Rolling Stones
Red Hot Chili Peppers (seen 'em live)
Tenacious D
Mars Volta (saw 'em live)
Jimmy Eat World
Heart
Goldie Looking Chains
Tragically Hip
Queen
Pink Floyd
Nine Inch Nails
Weezer
Rush
Smashing Pumpkins
Joe Satriani
Deep Purple
Jimmy Hendrix
Dispatch
The Beatles
Offspring
...Shakira
I'll add as they come to me

Theatre
Boredum, as it eats away at my very soul. I mean, because I am always bored.
Spelling. Deal with the lousyness.
Starfish *glares*
Holy shit this site is full of crap.
First of all, hacky-sac is NOT a sport. C'mon, I enjoy it and all, but it ISN'T a sport. Also, it is a brand name!
Basketball isn't a sport either, holy fuck!
There were a bunch of other innacuracies, such as: accordian wasn't listed in musical instruments, and neither was the dijeri-doo, both of which are instruments I like a lot.
They are popular, right?