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THE GLUTE CLUB
for those of u who don't no what i am talking about me a a couple speedskaters , (Kelsey / Kayla)
have beautiful glutes and we have decided to start a glute club
FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE UNATURALY GOOD LOOKING GLUTES
and not just the main glute
the glutius maximus, medius and u can not forget the glutious minimus
anyways we decided to form a club
and the legacy of sexy glutes shall thrive FOREVER
even wen your glutes will become week and ringcaly
our's will stay well shaped and wrinkle free
GLUTE CLUB FOR LIFE [/center]
you know your a speed skater when....
1. Everyone you know wears spandex...and likes it.
2. You can understand and translate Koreanglish.
3. You know what, "breaking a minute" means.
4. You get excited anytime you see a speedskater in a tv commercial or billboard add.
5. You are used to saying "sorry I cant come out this weekend, I have a meet"
6. You understand the importance of a millisecond
7. You know what a "burr" is.
8. You know what a "jig" is , and no its not just a type of Irish dance.
9. You can deal with TERRIBLE blisters on your feet.
10. You don't think "having a rock on your blade" sounds weird.
1. Everyone you know wears spandex...and likes it.
2. You can understand and translate Koreanglish.
3. You know what, "breaking a minute" means.
4. You get excited anytime you see a speedskater in a tv commercial or billboard add.
5. You are used to saying "sorry I cant come out this weekend, I have a meet"
6. You understand the importance of a millisecond
7. You know what a "burr" is.
8. You know what a "jig" is , and no its not just a type of Irish dance.
9. You can deal with TERRIBLE blisters on your feet.
10. You don't think "having a rock on your blade" sounds weird.
11. you are willing to be seen in public doing really strange exercises and walking across fields bent over.
12. you don't say "ready,set,go" but "ready, bang!"
SPEED SKATING IS MY LIFE PASSION AND LOVE