I work at The Lemonade Stand on tranquille. if youre over 19 and looking for a bong, pipe, some sweet cigars, or some salvia stop by and say hey.

read it

WANTED: woman who is alright with naming her first born son The Sundance Kid. obviously he would be called Sundance for short.

if you feel you can live with this and several other unique aspects of a hippy movie addicts life apply within

apply within means send me a msg

I have many certificates from the police department featuring teddy bears in policemen's caps.

im going to come clean. the above statement was a lie. i wanted to sound important

remember kids. knowing is half the battle.



i once beat Bono in a foot race around the globe

that is awesome that you have a bunch of really slutty pictures of your 15 year old ass on nexopia. im happy for you i really am. it doesnt mean im going to buy you plus when you ask. so please dont.

well i dont wear eyeliner or girls pants like every other boy whos getting laid these days. so i guess im a conformist whore.

lets see here. well im more or less super open minded and open with myself...online. in person im very shy until i get to know u better, its probably cause of self esteem issues or some such shit but fuck em. i rule! um i CANT stand liars and unloyal people so if you are either please leave my page now. i tend to do things in an all or nothing kind of way, so when im really into something watch out, when im not try not to be disappointed:P.

thanks to British Air i have been drunk at 30 000 feet. have you?


YES i listen to emo. but i do not consider myself emo. i also listen to rap, swedish death metal, trance, industrial, the blues, jazz, classical, punk and a cornucopia of other music i like should the mood strike me. however i dont let any musical genres effect WHO I AM. genres are for music not people. for the people who seem to love fitting into the genres open your eyes u arnt uniqe!!!!!. for the people who make fun of them for doing so why are u such a dick to someoee just tryign to figure out who they are?


i often wish i owned my own video store. it would be ever so grand as i would only stock good movies, so when people come in looking for the newest piece of shit i can proudly call them an idiot and ask them to leave the store. remember children, film making reached its peak in the 1970s


if you're wondering what im looking for in a girl it's easy. i just want someone who will make me feel like im going to be ok, someone who im better when im with and who makes me want to become better still. there are a few girls who do that for me, but they dont know who they are:) and its going to stay that way. why risk fucking it up!

my favorite beer reminds me of a girl i'll never forget. how disturbingly country


this picture rings the sweet bell of truth

American Film Institutes top 100 movies of all time
a to those i have seen
a to those I have yet to see

Citizen Kane (1941)
Casablanca (1942)
The Godfather (1972)
Gone with the Wind (1939)
Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
The Graduate (1967)
On the Waterfront (1954)
Schindler's List (1993)
Singin' in the Rain (1952)
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
Sunset Boulevard (1950)
The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Star Wars (1977)
All About Eve (1950)
The African Queen (1951)
Psycho (1960)
Chinatown (1974)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Raging Bull (1980)
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
Annie Hall (1977)
The Godfather Part II (1974)
High Noon (1952)
To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
It Happened One Night (1934)
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)
Double Indemnity (1944)
Doctor Zhivago (1965)
North by Northwest (1959)
West Side Story (1961)
Rear Window (1954)
King Kong (1933)
The Birth of a Nation (1915)
A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Jaws (1975)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
The Philadelphia Story (1940)
From Here to Eternity (1953)
Amadeus (1984)
All Quiet on the Western Front (1930)
The Sound of Music (1965)
M*A*S*H (1970)
The Third Man (1949)
Fantasia (1940)
Rebel Without a Cause (1955)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Vertigo (1958)
Tootsie (1982)
Stagecoach (1939)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Network (1976)
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
An American in Paris (1951)
Shane (1953)
The French Connection (1971)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
The Gold Rush (1925)
Dances with Wolves (1990)
City Lights (1931)
American Graffiti (1973)
Rocky (1976)
The Deer Hunter (1978)
The Wild Bunch (1969)
Modern Times (1936)
Giant (1956)
Platoon (1986)
Fargo (1996)
Duck Soup (1933)
Mutiny on the Bounty (1935)
Frankenstein (1931)
Easy Rider (1969)
Patton (1970)
The Jazz Singer (1927)
My Fair Lady (1964)
A Place in the Sun (1951)
The Apartment (1960)
Goodfellas (1990)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
The Searchers (1956)
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Unforgiven (1992)
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967)
Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)

feel free to ask me for thoughts and feelings on any i have seen. though keep in mind just cause the american film institute likes a movie...doesnt mean i do.

a: apple
b: bananas which i hate
c: craig bitches
d: darkwing duck
e: example...i really dont know why i picked that word
f: fuck, cause who doesnt love fuck
g: google.
h: human
i: ice ice baby
j: job
k: kind.
l: laugh
m: magnetic
n: nightmare.
o: othello
p: person.
q: question.
r: river
s: slushes.
t: time
u: up
v: violin.
w: wish
x: xylophone
y: you
z: zebra.

christopher walkens intergalactic adventures




probably the best action movie ever made. remember Clint Eastwood is to movies what jim morrison was to music



this series is quite good

movies, video games, comic books, reading, music, writing, long walks along the river, sunrises, kokanee, my bong, my friends, snicker doodles, cheese pizzas, the color blue, warped tour, milhouse, colbert report, hot boxing my car, pumping random techno when im home a lone, the movie animal house. wb teen dramas, anime, long hair, tattoos, piercings, porno, walking home in my underwear at 7am. movies that make me think. movies that remind me how fucked up humanity is. movies that disturb me. movies that make me cry, movies that make me laugh, movies that make me deeply happy for an unexplained reason. movies if you're slow and havent figured it out yet. singing at the top of my lungs into a beer bottle/my bong when im drunk. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. knowing im smarter then someone. talking to those smarter then myself. fireball whiskey. choppers and bobbers crotch rockets suck. REAL muscle cars. my mustang. the movie Easyrider such a work of art. The Godfather. staying up all night. immortality. vampires. onion rings. head shots. Armor For Sleep. getting a unexpected but pleasent phone call. partys. spraying zippo fluid on stuff and burning it. thinking about someone who i screwed things up with a long time ago. taking the bus by myself with my mp3 player. remembering one or two things that have happened in my life. sun on my face. converse chuck taylor all stars. a well placed scream. Serpico. my guns. the possibility of owning more guns. nice smelling hoodies. The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. long hair. short hair. paperback novels. his holiness the dali lama. adding new quotes to my profile. days where i get to hug an old friend as much as i want. having my hair played with. having my beard played with. never really fully understanding life. realizing that i have grown up more then i used to think was possible. nag champa incense. the smile she gives me. coming across something in life that i can actually in all honesty say i believe in. my grandpas grape vines. adding porn stars to my myspace. the TRU campus. death by firing squad. finding a new band that makes me go "whoa someone else gets it". adding things to my list of likes and dislikes. getting fucked up til i cant remember. the way she looks at me sometimes. the song Lovers In A Dangerous Time i love it and i dont care who knows. open mouth kissing as i find it much more open then closed mouth kissing. bitches also hoes. eating free food at work. being awesome.

the following quotes are in here for several reasons. a) i like quotes hence this is where they belong. b) these quotes in particuler have made me laugh, cry, think, or something else so they get put here.

"when you hang a man you'd better look at 'em" - Jed Cooper

"It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese." - Carl Sagan

"do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut then you do in your head, you can look it up. now i know some of you are going to say i did look it up and thats not true. thats cause you looked it up in a book, next time look it up in your gut" - Stephen Colbert New New Journalist

"i wish you kept your room as clean as you keep your bongs" - My Mom

"ive got two things in this world. my balls and my word...i dont break em for no one" - Tony Montana

"like when i fell under the weight of a school boy crush, started carrying her books and doing lots of drugs" - Connor Oberst

"im not offended by homosexuality. in the 60s i made love to many many women often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. and its possible that a man slipped in. no way of knowing" - Creed from the office

"its time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn" - Dwight

"to me travolta hasnt come back yet and i dont think he ever will" - dan barron

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" - Dirty Harry

"YO ADRIAN...I DID IT!" - Rocky Balboa

"let this mark the end of the cybertronian wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happiness. til all are one" - Rodimus Prime

"should a bolt of lightning hit him...i'm going to blame some of the people in this room" - Vito Corleone

"peace" - countless people.

"It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything." - Tyler Durden

"space the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. its continuing mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations. to boldly go where no man has gone before" - The Captain

"Well, I gotta bolt. If I don't see you guys again, good bye and have a wonderful life." - Ponce De Leon

"lets get dangerous!" - Darkwing Duck

"Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history." - Roger The Shrubber

"never rat on your friends., and always keep your mouth shut" - Jimmy Conway

"The Force will be with you. Always." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"so I've spent every day since then chasing Amy... " - Silent Bob

"the only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom...but that would kill him" - Brody Bruce

"anyone who uses the word subpar is not subpar" - Marisa

"these are great days were living bros, we're jolly green giants walking the earth...with guns!" - Doc J

"she's not asking for gods help she's asking for mine" - Frankie Dunn

"we'll come in low out of the rising sun" - Killgore

"you droped acid? farrrr out" - Chef(not from south park)

"perfect, they are all perfect" - Katsumoto

"it can giggle all it wants! but the galaxy isnt getting any of our bourban" - Trip

"leave it to the chinese to go to war in a fucking van" - me

"well i got a joke for you: im going to tear you a new asshole" - Animal Mother

"everybody get naked. come on dont be stuck up its going to be great" - Apu

"well..as long as there are sex and drugs i think i'll get by" - The Drummer From Spinal Tap in reference to rock and roll

"sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand" - Cool Hand Luke

"if someone trys to kill you, you try to kill them right back" - Malcom Reynolds

"i'd rather be a crying little pussy then a faggy little goth kid" - Butters

"if i was going to be called anything i think id like "blue eyed devil" its got alittle romance to it ya know, a little tang" - George Carlin

"he grew up as a little shit spark from the old shit flame, then he turned into a shit bonfire then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shit firestorm" - Mr.Lahey

"we aint down with killin, we down with chillin. peace" - J-Roc

"Julian, this is a pirates gun" - Trevor

"when i was a kid i did all sortsa crazy shit, and i turned out wicked" - Ricky

"swish is this old dirty shitty tasting home made fucking liquer that oh...you can barely get her into ya. but my fuck does it get you some drunk" - Bubbles

"and be fucking rad every day" - Gabe

"my default setting is *cautions optimism*" - Tycho

"we've paid for the party with our dearest blood" - Captain Kirk

"I have been and always shall be your friend" - Spock

"40 000 people every day, we can be like they are" - Dont Fear The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult

"if i'm not one step over the line i feel naked" - me just now

"i wanted to see exotic vietnam the jewel of south east asia. i uh wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. i wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill" - PVT joker

"if i had known this was gonna be the last time me and bubba was gonna talk...i woulda thought of something better to say" - Forest Gump

"you're the most beautiful exciting thing i've ever seen in my life and i dont know anything about you" - Curt Henderson

"i would burn in hell to keep you safe" - Micheal Corleone

"trust me on this. your gonna want more cow bell" - if you dont know this one you had best learn before we talk.


"when i was 17"


one of these days i'll drive away in it

the dutch. when other people get my slushes, people, MOST DC comics but not all, the go-bots, people who judge me cause i smoke weed and have long hair. people who judge others cause they dont smoke weed and have long hair. mortality. boy bands. the color yellow. being lonely. stubbing my big toe. having a lighter die on me. you most likely. mislabeled mp3s and videos online. being lied to. being used. lying to people. using people. paper cuts. all day hang overs. americans. burning myself. not being covered in tattoos. a lack of stimulating conversation. when my kitty digs her claws into my lap. the dutch. when people call me and interupt a AWESOME refreshing nap with a pointless phone call. running out of weed. the colour yellow. the dutch again. girls who seem to think they know everything there is to know about guys. guys who seem to think they know everything there is to know about girls. antipasto. the fact that my cars battery cant hold a charge in the winter. girls who get all drunk and whoreish. unreasonable people. thinking someone is hot cause your drunk and making out with them then seeing their nex and realizing they were an ape. rotten vagina. moosehead beer which tastes like it was fermented from a moosehead. anything smaller then a Double Gulp. few people genuinly knowing who i am. realizing people are right when they say im not all that i could be. being sick. throwing up after eating a large cheese pizza walking up to turtle hump and chugging a tall boy. bad comic book art. thinking back and seeing what i did wrong with certain people. my uncle randy. coke heads. people who are addicted to hard drugs in general. armor for sleep not showing up at warped 2005. SHARKS mother fuckers have kept me out of the ocean for over a decade. not being legally aloud to carry a hand gun on the streets americans can and they are much dumber then i. when i stab myself due to alcohol. when i stab myself in general actually(it happens more then youd think). thinking about someone who i screwed things up with a long time ago. a poorly placed scream. I FUCKING HATE STRAIGHT EDGE KIDS i respect that you dont wanna become drugged out alcoholics but ur both idiotic for thinking it will happen from simple experimentation and idiotic for trying to push it on me. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH​HHHNNNNNNNN. lesbians who assume im going to hit on them when i simply wanted to talk about shared interests. missing people. people who tell me to get a hair cut. when someone msgs you saying "you creeped my page" its a public site for browsing profiles and meeting people if i dont leave a comment or msg assume i found you boring. the sigh that comes when i realize we wont ever be together. guys who do nothing but talk about how much sex they get. being in love with a girl i know i wont ever be with. pushing jons vehicles. math. feeling like im letting things slip by me. james dean and his fortunatly small number of films.