Reasons you may not like me:
1. I am sophisticated.
2. I'm highly narcissistic. I don't know how to be anything different. I grew up as that geeky little girl with braces who wore too much makeup, and now that I've "morphed" I feel like I'm allowed to be vain. My confidence will scare you off.
3. I'm not like 98% of all women in an egotistical way.
4. I say what I mean and I will tell you how it is. Ask me for your opinion and guess what you'll get?
5. I'm opinionated and fairly bitter. That doesn't mean you can't be as well! I will never deny you the right to tell me what you think. Don't ever think that I'll change what I believe at the snap of your fingers.
6. Don't question my knowledge or wisdom, I'll pwn you.
7. I live a champagne lifestyle on a beer budget.


If you can get past that, you may still love me for some reasons:
1. I love meeting new people; the door is always open, the kettle is always on.
2. I'm always up for making plans. You'll always be able to get a hold of me. I've always got my phone on me, and if I don't it's because I'm at home.
3. I'm probably better at listening than most people you know. I was born deaf and until I was 3 my only way of "listening" to what people were saying was by watching them, lip reading, and doing more than trying to just hear them. Before you ask - I had tubes put in my ears that drained the fluid that was making me deaf and now I have perfect hearing.
4. I'm an optimistic person, and despite even the worst of circumstances, I still will always have something to smile about!
5. I'm PASSIONATE! It's something people lack these days!
6. I'm a STRONG person with a BOLD personality.
7. Call me judgemental. Really I'm just realistic.

The Alphabet of Fiona's Likes:

• A- Anxiety, Art, Ambition, Aphrodisiacs, Ani Difranco
  
• B- Bonfires, Beauty, Bone structure, Bruises
  
• C- Cheek Bones, Concern, Clavicles, Chivalry, Caliupe!
  
• D- Dreams, Debates, Dependency, Djarum Blacks.
  
• E- Early morning, Empathy, Eccentricity, Escargot
  
• F- Fish, Friendship, Foreign Accents, Family
  
• G- Generosity, Giddiness, Glamor
  
• H- Hands, Hearts, Hope, Honor
  
• I- Intelligence, Imagination, Infatuation
  
• J- Jaw bones, Jellyfish Stings, Journals
  
• K- Keepsakes, Kisses, Kindness, Kids helping Kids
  
• L- Love, Lust, Labels, Lavender's significance
  
• M- Makeup, Minds, Mail, Motivation, Moonshine
  
• N- Nudity, Narcissism, Necks, Nails
  
• O- Optimism, Obsession, Over achievement, Opposites
  
• P- Pet names, Pretty faces, Painting, Punctuality
  
• Q- Quality over quantity, Quail, Questions
  
• R- Respect, Romance, Reflections, Runway models, RUM
  
• S- Silence, Stationary, Starbucks, Sex
  
• T- Tao Te Ching, Tea, Ten Years Younger, Traveling
  
• U- Undivided attention, Understanding, Unknown
  
• V- Veins, Vanity, Vince Vaccaro, Viva Glamorous!
  
• W- Worth, Walks, Want, Warmth, What Not To Wear
  
• X- Exaggeration, Excellence, Extremities
  
• Y- Youthfulness, Yesterday, Yen (desire)
  
• Z- Zebras, Zoos, Zodiac [Chinese]