alone in my room > eating fritos > feeling disgusting > but i'm alone in my room > eating fritos >

i want my dentist to fall in love with me

http://www.cracked.com/article_16910_8-old-school-​toys-that-got-badass-makeovers.html
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/01/10-most-fascin​ating-tombs-in-the-world/
http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/cool​est-apartment-on-earth/2541

last night/this morning i sat down and watched all the star wars movies continuously, i even took it one step further and watched return of the jedi twice

there is such a thing as being too high

what is cassy gesturing in the background?

just woke up with scratches all over my body, wut is going on?

1) why are people so persistent? it's annoying
2) you lack the ability to keep my attention longer than 10 seconds
3) everything you say is bullshit so i think it would be best if you stopped speaking
4) i guess i'm just not up to par, sorry

receiving unexpected phone calls from my gurl sarah requesting my advice