Pick the month you were born in
1----I fingered
2----I killed
3----I raped
4----I licked
5----I jacked off
6----I fucked
7----I cuddled with
8----I smoked
9----I slept with
10--I sucked
11--I stabbed
12--I made out with

Pick the day you were born on
01----a bag of weed
02----my dog
03----a horse
04----a pornstar
05----your mom
06----john gotti
07----a lesbian
08----a prostitute
09----a toothbrush
10----a homo
11----a jew
12----an overweight Asian man
13----Paris Hilton
14----a whore
15----a hot guy
16----a pickle
17----the trojan man
18----a bisexual
19----a bottle of vodka
20 ----a crackhead
21----an orange
22---- a bottle of honey
23----a easter egg
24----my ex
25----a french guy
26----a drug dealer
27----a stripper
28----a homeless gal
29----a vagina
30----a dog
31----Randy Moss

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- because I have a gigantic penis
Black----Because Im Rick James Bitch
Pink------because I love giving blow jobs[/b