First Name:Steven
Middle Name:Stifo
Last Name:Istifo
Born:Baghdad, IRAQ
Eyes:Really Light Brown
Height:6
Age:17
School: Holy Cross, U of R next year
Fav.Color:Blue,White,Black
Fav.Food:Pizza and Iraqi food
Fav.Car:2004 Lincoln Navigator
Fav.Person:Proablly all my Iraqi Freinds!
Fav.Sport:Football,Soccer,Basketball,
Fav.Saying:Queer, Big Queer, Suck it, Dont Shoot
Fav.Music:Rap, Hip Hop, R&B, Country and some Rock
Fav.Rapper(s):2 Pac,50 Cent,Akon,Bob Marley,Boyz N Da Hood,Brian McKnight,Chamillionaire,Ciara,DMX,Dr. Dre,Eazy-E,Eminem,Fat Joe,G-unit,
The Game,Immortal Technique,Jagged Edge,Jay-Z,John Legend,Kanye West,Lil' Wayne,Lil Jon,LoneStar,Ludacris,Mack 10,Mariah Carey,Massari,
Mike Jones,Memphis Bleek,N.W.A., Nas,Nate Dogg,Nelly,Nickleback,Notorious BIG,Obie Trice,P Diddy,Paul Wall,Pretty Ricky,R. Kelly,Ray Charles,
Sean Paul,Slim Thug,Snoop Dogg,St. Lunatics,T.I.,Tony Yayo,Trick Daddy,Trillville,Twista,Usher,Westside Connection,Will Smith,Ying Yang Twins,
Young Bloodz,Young Buck,Young Jeezy,Mase, Lil Scrappy,Petey Pablo,
Fav.TV Show(s):Family Guy,The Simpsons,Futurama,South Park,Friends,Sports,Monday Night Football, ONE TREE HILL!!!!!!!
Fav.Super Hero/Villain:Spider Man/Apocolypse
You Know You're IRAQI When...
You have 500, 000, 000 cousins
Your father swears at you with words that effect himself
You refer to another Arab as "cuz"
You refer to an older Arab as "Ammo" or "Auntie"
Your family is over your house all the time
Going to church is a fashion show
You've seen a belly dancer at least once in your life
You gossip about your own family...with members of your own family
You use church as a social ground to meet potential wives/husbands
You get pissed when an Arab is portrayed as a terrorist in a movie
You go to an Arabic restaurant, tell the owner you're an Arab, and expect to get free food
Your favorite food is wara 3anab
Your parents drink Turkish coffee like 20 million times a day
You have someone tell you your fortune through your coffee cup
You've heard Amr Diab's "Ya nour el ein" 764363 times in your life
You know what the debki and a hafli, is/are
Your parents say "estop" instead of "stop"
You teach your American friends Arabic words (mostly bad ones) and get happy when they use them in normal conversations
You can't help but laugh when you hear the word "TEASE"
At least 1 conversation a day is about being ARAB
Your "goodbyes" take an hour
You hug and kiss relatives you've never met
When surrounded by other Arab nationalities and you speak Iraqi no one knows what the hell you're saying.
When talking to Egyptians your Iraqi accent turns Egyptian, when talking to Lebanese, your accent turns Lebanese, ...etc.
If you're a guy, all the Iraqi women already have their eyes on you and want you for their daughter.
If you're a girl, all the Iraqi women think their sons are too good for you.
When Iraqi women get together, they all compete in who's got the loudest voice, and they all talk at the same time.
Iraqis have an extensive and exclusive swearing vocabulary ranging from 'incheb-ee', 'islayma', 'ibn al zafra', 'sarsaree', 'gawad', 'taras', 'barboog', 'thowla', 'booma', '3ama', 'quz al qurt', 'wuja3', 'ghabra', ..etc.
If lunch doesn't include rice, its not considered a meal.
When Iraqi guys try to pick up girls, their approach is maybe a bit too aggressive "Hay shlown jamal ya bint al kalb", "Lich hay weyn ray7ah, ta3alee ihna, khen ger-gir?", "Shinoo hal kaykah, jawa3teenee".
When Iraqis dance to 3adel 3ogla or Hatem al 3raqi, everyone returns to their im3aydee roots, everyone goes wild, and all the other non-Arabs get scared.
During a wedding, all the young single people are checking each other out.
You've been beaten up to death by a Na3al (slipper) at least once in your life.
Sarcasm is part of Iraqi DNA, You never know whether the joke is a joke or not!
To be Iraqi you must drink chai (tea) five times a day.
But all in all... WE RULE!!!