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Hey im Jacey, i live in saskatoon. i have 2 cats, 2 dogs a gerbil, and 2 fish and a horse, and im a life guard. I want ot be a massage therapist i am not a normal chick really l prefer cars to shopping and i like to party instead of hang out with the girls and watch a movie:)...o ya i kinda have a dirty mind :)...and believe it or not i am a natural blonde...thats right i said it

BOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg yes i love boobs!


16 REASONS TO DO A HORSEBACK RIDER

1.We have 4 speeds and many positions
2.We wear tight pants and tall boots
3.We love getting dirty
4.We know how to ride our mounts
5.We perform well with animals
6.We like to be in control
7.We’ll ride it for hours
8.We know how to handle a big girth
9.We get off easy
10.We’re always on top
11.We like it rough
12.We have our legs spread all day long
13.We love using whips
14.Stradling is our natural position
15.We don’t mind being bucked around
16.Endurance riders do it longer
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!



I AM CANADIAN

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.


I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
We say "eh " not "huh" it sounds more intelligent,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America


SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time.
We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
27. And we don't bomb our allies.
oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!

I AM CANADIAN!!!


~25 SIGNS YOU MAY BE CANADIAN~

~1. You're not offended by the term "homo milk"~
~2. You understand the phrase "could you pass me a serviette. I dropped my poutine on the chesterfield"~
~3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars~
~4. You drink pop or a soft drink, not soda~
~5. You know that a mickey and 2-4's means "party at the camp ,eh!"~
~6. You don’t care about the fuss with Cuba, its a cheap place to go for your holidays with good cigars and no Americans~
~7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway~
~8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway~
~9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers~
~10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group~
~11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada~
~12. You brag to Americans that Jim Carrey, Shania Twain, Avril Lavigne and more are Canadian~
~13. You know that the CEO of American Airlines is Canadian~
~14. You know what a touque is~
~15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit~
~16. You know that the last letter of the english alphabet is pronounced "zed"~
~17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages but requires 6 pages for hockey~
~18. You know that the four seasons mean almost winter, winter,still winter and road work~
~19. You know that when it’s 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day~
~20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials~
~21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan"~
~22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from "hockey night in Canada"~
~23. You are in grade 11, not the 11th grade~
~24. "eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and is more polite than "huh?"~
~25. You actually understand these jokes~


ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE:
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff!



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i like to date, i love animales i also love to fish, my dad owns a fishing resort, i love to party and dance and drink


in life all that matters is three important things, the first is love, u gotta find someone u feel like u cant live without, the second and third things that go along with the first statement, is me and you.

I have loved and lost, but i will never hurt as much as when i lost you...


LETS BE US AGAIN

(Richie McDonald/Maribeth Derry/Tommy Lee James)

Tell me what I have to do tonight
'Cause I'd do anything to make it right
Let's be us again

I'm sorry for the way I lost my head
I don't know why I said the things I said
Let's be us again

Here I stand
With everything to lose
And all I know is I don't want to ever see the end
Baby please, I'm reaching out for you
Won't you open up your heart and let me come back in
Let's be us again

Oh us again

Look at me, I'm way past pride
Isn't there some way that we can try
To be us again
Even if it takes a while
I'll wait right here until I see that smile
That says we're us again

Here I stand
With everything to lose
And all I know is I don't want to ever see the end
Baby please, I'm reaching out for you
Won't you open up your heart and let me come back in
Let's be us

Baby baby what would I do
I can't imagine life without you

Here I stand
With everything to lose
And all I know is I don't want to ever see the end
Baby please, I'm reaching out for you
Won't you open up your heart and let me come back in

Oh, here I am
I'm reaching out for you
So won't you open up your heart and let me come back in
Let's be us again

Oh let's be us again



LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK:
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE





ADULT SEX QUIZ
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can have oxygen go to there brains.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get,
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and The Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed






I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it away.
I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away.
I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away.
I wrote your name in my heart, and Forever it will stay.




Well that's what we do, we fight...
You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch
and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass.
Which you are, 99% of the time
I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings You have like a 2 second rebound rate,
then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.
So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard.
We're gonna have to work at this every day,
but I want to do that because I want you.
I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day
YYY





i will always love you....






RIP Karena your soul will be forever with us augest 1988-October 13 2005

love...me and love have a love hate relationship...
dying young
guys that toy with your emotions...and being hurt by the ones you love.
drugs
being lied to




98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this into your profile