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Osoyoos 2007


Bre: Where did the sun go?
Brad: He's having sex with the clouds.

{YMCA song is playing in the background}
Brad: YRU GAY, i saw you sucking on his D I C K

Wayne: Excuse me guys, i just gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.

Bre: Ew ew ew
Brad: Thats what the mirrors always say.

Travis: Do you think hes cuuuuute.

Some Random Guy: Woah, your not 12.

Jac: Last posture.

Brad: I just had a brown baby boy.

Mikey {dancing}: Hot sand, hot sand. Where'd she go, where'd she go.

Brad: Do you wanna know how smart you are, take a look at your underwear.

Brad: Your so stupid that you make stupid things look not stupid.

Travis: Okay, everyone, I think its time to do the jaclynn.

Jac: Oh, thats where are the Bulugas went.

Bre: Bow bow bow bow {party boy}

Brad: Remember Jaclynn, the brake is on the left.

Brad: Its like that old saying, sometimes monkeys die.

Bre + Jac: What an idiot.

Brad: When I'm older and i get a dog I'm going to name it stains so i can say
"Come Stains"

Heather: Well if you cant be an athelete may as well be a flirt.
Brad: Or if you cant be a flirt be an athelete.

*I'm eating chocolate covered raisins*
Brad: Those are going to go your hips
*Floating down Kettle River*
Jac: Ouch my hip!
Brad: You shouldn't have eaten those chocolate raisins.

Brad: You guys look like the last shit i took

Bree: Now jacc, i wanted my cousins to get to know you, but not that way...
jus make sure your sweater is zipped up ALL the way this time...

Bre: Hey jacc, is this a 30 degree burn? No wait, or is it 10?
 

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