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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
If you are one of the 98% who has,
copy this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed,
Find a friend with better weed.
Layin' in bed blazin' a joint,
Try it kids, you'll get the point.
Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If god didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you fuckers that don't get high,
Shut the fuck up and give it a try.





98% of nexopia is emo,
if you are one of the 2% that
has remained gangster as
fuck copy this into your profile

This is my blunt,
This is my bowl.
I love smoking joints,
Cuz I know how to roll.
Life's a bitch,
And then you die.
So grab a joint and let's get high.




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10 reasons why Dirtbikes are better than Broads:

10-Dirtbikes dont get pregnant
9-You can ride your bike any time of month
8-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong
7-You can share your bike with a friend
6-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
5-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
4-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
3-Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider
2-You dont have to take shower before you ride your bike
1-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without taking it to dinner or to see a movie or meet its parents


10 Reasons To Date A Snowboarder:
1. They know how to take pain
2. They know lots of "tricks"
3. They love to be on top
4. They have great balance and stabability
5. They dont mind gettin wet and dirty
6. They can keep at it for hours
7. They prefer to stay standing
8. We ride whats under us
9. We dont "play" anything
10. We can make it an ALL DAY thing



2% of the world's population likes jocks, if you're one of the 98% who hates jocks copy this into your profile

We are stoners,
We have class,
You fuck with us,
We'll kick your ass,
So all you jocks that
think your cool,
Fuck you cuz stoners rule.