Once apon A time there was danielle and jason
they were little gooey snails
who lived in a little mushroom house
in a big field somewhere in gay old Sherwood Park.
they had a friend named Beth
she was a grasshopper, but she liked spending time with snails
cause they made her feel superior.
so one day Beth went to visit the little snails and Danielle decided that they should all go on an adventure
so they found a random little trail and decided to follow it
but then Danielle and Jason were too slow
so Beth hopped away and went to a fung shui McDonald's
the end.
Danielle 