this is my blog and i love trees
motorbikes go vroom!!
what does a fence smell like?
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i talk to my hand
and im on the phone with some random bitch
I AM VERY VERY DUMB
BECAUSE I LEAVE MY STUFF OPEN ON THE PEOPLES COMPUTERS
SO THEY CAN HACK ME.
BECAUSE I AM COOL LIKE THAT.
BUT I DESERVE TO BE HACKED
BECAUSE I TALK TO RANDOM PEOPLE
ON OTHER PEOPLES MSN.
so basically.. IM A RETARD. xD
WOULD YOU
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Caress me:
Let me borrow your car:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Go to sleep with me:
Do me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Take advantage of me:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
Let me call you:
If so whats yo number:
What would you do if you woke up next to me:
Would you re-post this so i could do the same for you:
:: WHAT IF ::
I kissed you:
I fell:
I lived next door to you:
I showed up at ur house unexpectedly:
I stole something:
I was murdered:
I cried:
I asked you to marry me:
I was hospitalized:
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
Personality:
Eyes:
Hair:
Family:
Smile:
::WOULD YOU::
Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
Keep a secret if i told you one?
Hold my hand?
Study with me?
Cook for me?
Love me?
Date me?
::HAVE YOU EVER::
Lied to make me feel better?
Wanted to kiss me?
Thought I was unbearably annoying?
Hated me?
Wanted to tell me someting but didn't?
Wanted to do something to me?
Describe me in three words:
What was your first impression?
What do you think of me now?
What reminds you of me?
Could you see us together forever?
here was this girl and she was with her friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girlsfriend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said
anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die!
repost this saying "wtf ewwwwww"
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